WSO Elite Modeling Package

  • 6 courses to mastery: Excel, Financial Statement, LBO, M&A, Valuation and DCF
  • Elite instructors from top BB investment banks and private equity megafunds
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300+ video lessons across 6 modeling courses taught by elite practitioners at the top investment banks and private equity funds -- Excel Modeling -- Financial Statement Modeling -- M&A Modeling -- LBO Modeling -- DCF and Valuation Modeling -- ALL INCLUDED + 2 Huge Bonuses.

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Jul 12, 2021 - 3:45pm

I skeet skeeted on her on at the strip club... nine months later, a little motherfucker skeet skeeted out of her skeeter. She is not my significant other and I fled the country to avoid paying child support 

Jul 12, 2021 - 5:27pm

We hooked up at a friend's party. Lots of White Claws and tequila shots.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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Jul 12, 2021 - 5:32pm

Pizz

Is this girl different from your side chick who likes to give you unlimited blowjobs? 

Same chick. I think she's catching feelings though - I'm nervous.

We are workout buddies as well - we train together.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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Jul 12, 2021 - 5:44pm

Saw her in line while ordering takeout at a restaurant and approached her with an observation about her bag. Hit it off and asked for her number. For some reason, my performance on apps are absolute garbage and approaches are the only way that works for me

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Jul 12, 2021 - 9:21pm

Bar/Club in midtown at a friend's 21's birthday. (Let's not go into further detail) They had rather good prices for bottle service.  Smirnoff was only like a 600% markup once you figure in all the accoutrements. I got buzzed, we danced exchanged numbers etc.  I took home a Cooper Union guy that night.  10/10, amazing abs. Only guy I ever slept with from the engineering school.  Strongly recommend over NYU, where everybody's self centered, nevermind FIT or AMDA where you're just asking for a train-wreck.

Long story short, we kept talking for the next three months then started dating while the cooper union kid just ended up being a one night fling.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
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Jul 12, 2021 - 10:55pm

in a bar in murray hill...we went back to her place within a couple hours of meeting

just google it...you're welcome
Nov 1, 2021 - 1:29pm

My second cousin thought I would be a great match for a girl she knew, and it turned out this girl was a raging, insecure, narcissistic (and prob bipolar)  cunt 

Nov 23, 2021 - 10:59am

No context. Went out to a bar with some friends. She came up to me. And just to be clear, I am by no means a 10. Just got lucky I guess.

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