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HBS
Niceee
wow u must have such as preftigious relationship
Cool. So, she is smart and ambitious. You are lucky
and therefore we can deduce she takes care of her body and is smokin hot?
an AN1 from HBS suspicious
Cross-reg as an undergrad and she turned out to be a prof
Ah yes, the reverse endowment, where you each get the privilege of paying off each other's student loans.
I skeet skeeted on her on at the strip club... nine months later, a little motherfucker skeet skeeted out of her skeeter. She is not my significant other and I fled the country to avoid paying child support
So sounds like you haven’t met your SO yet?
Name check out
Was that 2022 years ago by any chance?
Just choose any female dominated hobby and run with it. Dating is a number's game, and you don't want to be on Tinder or in bars with tons of other thirsty guys who would fuck a rock if they could
any recommendations of such hobbies?
yoga/baking/pottery/reading/spin class
We hooked up at a friend’s party. Lots of White Claws and tequila shots.
Is this girl different from your side chick who likes to give you unlimited blowjobs?
Same chick. I think she’s catching feelings though - I’m nervous.
We are workout buddies as well - we train together.
Saw her in line while ordering takeout at a restaurant and approached her with an observation about her bag. Hit it off and asked for her number. For some reason, my performance on apps are absolute garbage and approaches are the only way that works for me
r u hitting it
Funny, I have actually really good luck on the apps
With decent effort I think just about anyone can have a 25-35% hit rate, you just have to like two decent pics and just be a fucking animal
you in NYC? I totally relate to what you just said. Approach is king.
Relatable
I had 132 one-night stands on Tinder. Then, I found her...number 133....I knew she was out there. I'm her number 537 so I feel kind of lucky to have found her so soon!!!
did u catch any viruses?
You can't get viruses on Tinder, especially if you keep your socks on.
Satire...
Bar/Club in midtown at a friend's 21's birthday. (Let's not go into further detail) They had rather good prices for bottle service. Smirnoff was only like a 600% markup once you figure in all the accoutrements. I got buzzed, we danced exchanged numbers etc. I took home a Cooper Union guy that night. 10/10, amazing abs. Only guy I ever slept with from the engineering school. Strongly recommend over NYU, where everybody's self centered, nevermind FIT or AMDA where you're just asking for a train-wreck.
Long story short, we kept talking for the next three months then started dating while the cooper union kid just ended up being a one night fling.
Tinder, far superior to bumble and hinge.
I have found quite the opposite
in a bar in murray hill...we went back to her place within a couple hours of meeting
My second cousin introduced me to my ex and I still hate her for it
Lol. have to hear this story
college. random pairing on an assignment in class. been together since Bush's 2nd term.
Congrats
Samesies, college dating before phone apps = win
Nice
at a bar
Any background?
del
Online is the best way to do it in tier 1 cities. They even have apps that exactly cater to what you are looking for. Some apps focus on sex, relationship quality and wife quality.
Yeah, I casually swipe on the apps and then see if I can meet anyone in person .
what apps have this option?
I think if you are actually looking for something, Probably Hinge.
It was a pre-birth arranged marriage by God
The only couple God setup was Adam and Eve.
Bump
Bump
In a traditional fashion, I clubbed her over the head and dragged her back to my cave.
Junior year of college, same class.
What Class?
Genetics. Lol
College. When there's a cute girl in your apartment building who shares your major and you keep running into each other in the sports complex because you're both athletes ... don't fight it.
Also ... thank God for Southern women.
I wish I had play sports in college.
Did you fuck her?
We're married with kids, so
What major
Bumble :)
Guess, I should give the apps a chance again.
Also Bumble. But I was probably fortunate in that she had just recently moved back to the US and was new to dating apps, because otherwise my experience with them was pretty cynical.
I met my SO by inadvertently cockblocking her date. Truthfully, I didn't do anything, I was just minding my own business sitting around/drinking with my friends
It was at a big party (well over 100 people, probably closer to 200 people) at a large estate. Imagine something like The Great Gatsby minus the black tie and you have the right idea.
I was at the party with a few friends just to hang out / not expecting anything in particular. My SO had come to the party as the date/plus-one of another guy.
For almost the entire evening I was just sitting down in the bar/lounge area relaxing with the boys.
At some point, SO noticed me and apparently kept stealing glances at me. One of my friends told me that a girl was checking me out. I looked in her direction and we made eye contact. She proceeded to make a beeline towards me, plopped herself right on the seat next to me and started chatting me up very bubbly/flirty while acting as if her date didn't exist for the rest of the evening.
The rest is history.
Did you two smash that night??
Are you not concerned with the fact that she so easily left her previous date? I would be worried she's the type who's constantly looking to trade up.
Exactly what I was thinking.
Lmao at that guy for taking a first date to a party ?? Why take sand to the beach i stg
Met mine at my middle school dance. We're not together anymore but the passion is in the writing. Cheers to my past lovers you all count
Saw her at my sibling's wedding. Didn't talk. Followed each other on instagram' couple days later. Casual talk -> similar interests -> Started dating. 3 years later and we are now engaged.
Bump
Bump
I met my wife at 16 when I was in High School. We started dating a few weeks later. She was my girlfriend for 4 or 5 years and then we got married. Life is a lot easier having the right one locked in :)
Amen to that
You're one of the lucky ones, congrats
nice
Met her in Rwanda back in 06'
She said her ex got blown up after getting his head chopped off in a village raid so she was single and looking for someone - the way she carried that ricesack on her shoulder had me rock hard
BIG Warchief vibes from this story.
It was a battle everyday my bruddah
bump
bump
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