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Ah yes, the reverse endowment, where you each get the privilege of paying off each other's student loans.

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." - George Bernard Shaw
 

Just choose any female dominated hobby and run with it.  Dating is a number's game, and you don't want to be on Tinder or in bars with tons of other thirsty guys who would fuck a rock if they could

 

We hooked up at a friend’s party. Lots of White Claws and tequila shots.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Pizz

Is this girl different from your side chick who likes to give you unlimited blowjobs? 

Same chick. I think she’s catching feelings though - I’m nervous.

We are workout buddies as well - we train together.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Saw her in line while ordering takeout at a restaurant and approached her with an observation about her bag. Hit it off and asked for her number. For some reason, my performance on apps are absolute garbage and approaches are the only way that works for me

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I had 132 one-night stands on Tinder.  Then, I found her...number 133....I knew she was out there.  I'm her number 537 so I feel kind of lucky to have found her so soon!!!

 
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Bar/Club in midtown at a friend's 21's birthday. (Let's not go into further detail) They had rather good prices for bottle service.  Smirnoff was only like a 600% markup once you figure in all the accoutrements. I got buzzed, we danced exchanged numbers etc.  I took home a Cooper Union guy that night.  10/10, amazing abs. Only guy I ever slept with from the engineering school.  Strongly recommend over NYU, where everybody's self centered, nevermind FIT or AMDA where you're just asking for a train-wreck.

Long story short, we kept talking for the next three months then started dating while the cooper union kid just ended up being a one night fling.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

The only couple God setup was Adam and Eve. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

In a traditional fashion, I clubbed her over the head and dragged her back to my cave.

 

College. When there's a cute girl in your apartment building who shares your major and you keep running into each other in the sports complex because you're both athletes ... don't fight it.

Also ... thank God for Southern women.

"Son, life is hard. But it's harder if you're stupid." - my dad
 
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College. When there's a cute girl in your apartment building who shares your major and you keep running into each other in the sports complex because you're both athletes ... don't fight it.

Also ... thank God for Southern women.

Did you fuck her? 

 

I met my SO by inadvertently cockblocking her date. Truthfully, I didn't do anything, I was just minding my own business sitting around/drinking with my friends

It was at a big party (well over 100 people, probably closer to 200 people) at a large estate. Imagine something like The Great Gatsby minus the black tie and you have the right idea.

I was at the party with a few friends just to hang out / not expecting anything in particular. My SO had come to the party as the date/plus-one of another guy.

For almost the entire evening I was just sitting down in the bar/lounge area relaxing with the boys.

At some point, SO noticed me and apparently kept stealing glances at me. One of my friends told me that a girl was checking me out. I looked in her direction and we made eye contact. She proceeded to make a beeline towards me, plopped herself right on the seat next to me and started chatting me up very bubbly/flirty while acting as if her date didn't exist for the rest of the evening.

The rest is history.

 
Deo et Patriae

I met my SO by inadvertently cockblocking her date. Truthfully, I didn't do anything, I was just minding my own business sitting around/drinking with my friends

It was at a big party (well over 100 people, probably closer to 200 people) at a large estate. Imagine something like The Great Gatsby minus the black tie and you have the right idea.

I was at the party with a few friends just to hang out / not expecting anything in particular. My SO had come to the party as the date/plus-one of another guy.

For almost the entire evening I was just sitting down in the bar/lounge area relaxing with the boys.

At some point, SO noticed me and apparently kept stealing glances at me. One of my friends told me that a girl was checking me out. I looked in her direction and we made eye contact. She proceeded to make a beeline towards me, plopped herself right on the seat next to me and started chatting me up very bubbly/flirty while acting as if her date didn't exist for the rest of the evening.

The rest is history.

Lmao at that guy for taking a first date to a party ?? Why take sand to the beach i stg 

 

Saw her at my sibling's wedding. Didn't talk. Followed each other on instagram' couple days later. Casual talk -> similar interests -> Started dating. 3 years later and we are now engaged. 

 

nice

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Met her in Rwanda back in 06'

She said her ex got blown up after getting his head chopped off in a village raid so she was single and looking for someone - the way she carried that ricesack on her shoulder had me rock hard 

 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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