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Pizz, what's your opinion? Comment below:

wow u must have such as preftigious relationship 

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Pizz, what's your opinion? Comment below:

and therefore we can deduce she takes care of her body and is smokin hot?

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LeveragedTiger, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Ah yes, the reverse endowment, where you each get the privilege of paying off each other's student loans.

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SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER, what's your opinion? Comment below:

I skeet skeeted on her on at the strip club... nine months later, a little motherfucker skeet skeeted out of her skeeter. She is not my significant other and I fled the country to avoid paying child support 

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Anonymous Monkey, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Just choose any female dominated hobby and run with it.  Dating is a number's game, and you don't want to be on Tinder or in bars with tons of other thirsty guys who would fuck a rock if they could

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CanadianClosser, what's your opinion? Comment below:

any recommendations of such hobbies?

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Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎, what's your opinion? Comment below:

We hooked up at a friend's party. Lots of White Claws and tequila shots.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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Pizz, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Is this girl different from your side chick who likes to give you unlimited blowjobs? 

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Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Pizz

Is this girl different from your side chick who likes to give you unlimited blowjobs? 

Same chick. I think she's catching feelings though - I'm nervous.

We are workout buddies as well - we train together.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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ThatOtherGuy, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Saw her in line while ordering takeout at a restaurant and approached her with an observation about her bag. Hit it off and asked for her number. For some reason, my performance on apps are absolute garbage and approaches are the only way that works for me

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you in NYC? I totally relate to what you just said. Approach is king. 

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NoEquityResearch, what's your opinion? Comment below:

I had 132 one-night stands on Tinder.  Then, I found her...number 133....I knew she was out there.  I'm her number 537 so I feel kind of lucky to have found her so soon!!!

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NoEquityResearch, what's your opinion? Comment below:

You can't get viruses on Tinder, especially if you keep your socks on.

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Whatever1984, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Bar/Club in midtown at a friend's 21's birthday. (Let's not go into further detail) They had rather good prices for bottle service.  Smirnoff was only like a 600% markup once you figure in all the accoutrements. I got buzzed, we danced exchanged numbers etc.  I took home a Cooper Union guy that night.  10/10, amazing abs. Only guy I ever slept with from the engineering school.  Strongly recommend over NYU, where everybody's self centered, nevermind FIT or AMDA where you're just asking for a train-wreck.

Long story short, we kept talking for the next three months then started dating while the cooper union kid just ended up being a one night fling.

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faceslappingcompilation, what's your opinion? Comment below:

in a bar in murray hill...we went back to her place within a couple hours of meeting

just google it...you're welcome
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Pizz, what's your opinion? Comment below:

My second cousin introduced me to my ex and I still hate her for it 

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Pizz, what's your opinion? Comment below:
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Synergy_or_Syzygy, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Samesies, college dating before phone apps = win

Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes.
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LinkedInPremium, what's your opinion? Comment below:

No context. Went out to a bar with some friends. She came up to me. And just to be clear, I am by no means a 10. Just got lucky I guess.

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Smoke Frog, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Online is the best way to do it in tier 1 cities. They even have apps that exactly cater to what you are looking for. Some apps focus on sex, relationship quality and wife quality.

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bpslay23, what's your opinion? Comment below:

what apps have this option?

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Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎, what's your opinion? Comment below:

The only couple God setup was Adam and Eve. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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WolfofWSO, what's your opinion? Comment below:

In a traditional fashion, I clubbed her over the head and dragged her back to my cave.

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Layne Staley, what's your opinion? Comment below:

College. When there's a cute girl in your apartment building who shares your major and you keep running into each other in the sports complex because you're both athletes ... don't fight it.

Also ... thank God for Southern women.

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Pizz, what's your opinion? Comment below:
Layne Staley

College. When there's a cute girl in your apartment building who shares your major and you keep running into each other in the sports complex because you're both athletes ... don't fight it.

Also ... thank God for Southern women.

Did you fuck her? 

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Deo et Patriae, what's your opinion? Comment below:

I met my SO by inadvertently cockblocking her date. Truthfully, I didn't do anything, I was just minding my own business sitting around/drinking with my friends

It was at a big party (well over 100 people, probably closer to 200 people) at a large estate. Imagine something like The Great Gatsby minus the black tie and you have the right idea.

I was at the party with a few friends just to hang out / not expecting anything in particular. My SO had come to the party as the date/plus-one of another guy.

For almost the entire evening I was just sitting down in the bar/lounge area relaxing with the boys.

At some point, SO noticed me and apparently kept stealing glances at me. One of my friends told me that a girl was checking me out. I looked in her direction and we made eye contact. She proceeded to make a beeline towards me, plopped herself right on the seat next to me and started chatting me up very bubbly/flirty while acting as if her date didn't exist for the rest of the evening.

The rest is history.

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Pizz, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Did you two smash that night?? 

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IncomingIBDreject, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Are you not concerned with the fact that she so easily left her previous date? I would be worried she's the type who's constantly looking to trade up. 

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PEshill, what's your opinion? Comment below:
Deo et Patriae

I met my SO by inadvertently cockblocking her date. Truthfully, I didn't do anything, I was just minding my own business sitting around/drinking with my friends

It was at a big party (well over 100 people, probably closer to 200 people) at a large estate. Imagine something like The Great Gatsby minus the black tie and you have the right idea.

I was at the party with a few friends just to hang out / not expecting anything in particular. My SO had come to the party as the date/plus-one of another guy.

For almost the entire evening I was just sitting down in the bar/lounge area relaxing with the boys.

At some point, SO noticed me and apparently kept stealing glances at me. One of my friends told me that a girl was checking me out. I looked in her direction and we made eye contact. She proceeded to make a beeline towards me, plopped herself right on the seat next to me and started chatting me up very bubbly/flirty while acting as if her date didn't exist for the rest of the evening.

The rest is history.

Lmao at that guy for taking a first date to a party ?? Why take sand to the beach i stg 

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DankSledsandSpreads, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Met mine at my middle school dance. We're not together anymore but the passion is in the writing. Cheers to my past lovers you all count 

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hq_life, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Saw her at my sibling's wedding. Didn't talk. Followed each other on instagram' couple days later. Casual talk -> similar interests -> Started dating. 3 years later and we are now engaged. 

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severe, what's your opinion? Comment below:

I met my wife at 16 when I was in High School. We started dating a few weeks later. She was my girlfriend for 4 or 5 years and then we got married. Life is a lot easier having the right one locked in :)

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Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎, what's your opinion? Comment below:

nice

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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DF - MBRMassive, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Met her in Rwanda back in 06'

She said her ex got blown up after getting his head chopped off in a village raid so she was single and looking for someone - the way she carried that ricesack on her shoulder had me rock hard 

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Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎, what's your opinion? Comment below:

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎, what's your opinion? Comment below:

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎, what's your opinion? Comment below:

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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