After 9 long weeks, my SA is about to come to a close. I'm a rising junior interning in a top financial sponsors (think CS/MS/GS).
It has all gone well so far. I've developed a great relationship with my associates and staffer, had great reviews and performed well. There's just one problem: One of the mds (who also happens to be my grandma) has seemed to make it her goal to ensure I don't get a return offer. I don't know if she's pissed that I didn't go to her when looking for an SA in the first place or if she still hasn't forgiven my jewish father for marrying a catholic, but either way, it looks like I'm fucked.
Right now, it seems like my next best option is to try to get an SA next year at JPM where I have an alum who seems to be willing to pull for me. I'm worried however that JPM's group has gotten their name in leveraged finance and puts way too much of an emphasis on LF, when sponsors is what I really want to be doing.
Any advice?
This is the best thread title ever.
This 2nd paragraph is the best ever.
How bad is your relationship with your grandma that you can't sit down and talk with her?
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0 SB-3 MS
Troll alert...
Damn, this was pretty quality material. +1
Do you want me to fry you up some fucking potato pancakes? Some latkes?
hey come on ...cool it with the anti-semetic remarks
Not a menorah. You spin a dreidel.
Oh I forgot, Bateman's dating someone from the ACLU
He's the voice of reason. The boy next door.
not bad
Speaking of reasonable... Only 570.
HEY CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN!! IM TRYING TO DO DRUGS IN HERE
Sorry ... steroids.
A little something for the purse.
His grandma has to be like 60+. Not possible.
Some of them are young: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/raiders-newest-ch…
You should go over to her place for shabbat , and talk it over.
Saturday, is Shabbos... that means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!
You're entering a world of pain
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO
You pull any of ur crazy shit with us... u flash a piece out on the lanes... I’ll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fuckin trigger til it goes "click."
Jesus.
You said it man. NOBODY FUCKS WITH DA JESUS
Finally a troll topic that made me laugh! Well done, Sir.
juicy
One of the funniest sentences ever written on this website. The thread title is also unbelievable. This cracked me up, big time.
It would be a good time to remind her that you never got a Bar/Bat Mitzvah present. A full time offer would certainly fit the bill
ha ha
It's been 2 years and my grandma has since retired. Do I stand a chance at lateraling or should I look elsewhere?
I've kept in touch with a number of former coworkers and feel like we have a good relationship.
lol what? so you did not get a return offer but were able to get into another group at another bank?
Is that really that uncommon?
priceless, thanks for the laugh lol
Was Grandma making blumpkin pie ? (blueberry and pumpkin, possibly)
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