Hydrohomies Unite

Raise your hand if you’re a hydrohomie. You know what it feels like to always be chugging water. You’re pissing all the time and it’s deadass clear. You keep healthy skin and healthy body through hydration. You’re a true hydrohomie.

 
 

I know this is necroing your post, but several things:

1) I’m a hydro-homie. I drink a ton of water and end up crystal all the time. And I remember what the old name for it was too… amusing in a sort of offensive, but fairly good-hearted way

2) I think it’s so funny that the WSO Monkey Bot suggested a thread of the same name, authored by you, which only had one comment which is also yours. I’m the first person to respond to either thread.

Hydro-homies unite!

 

haha yeah good insights - this is Volume II

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Normies literally don't understand people drinking water. I drink 1 or 2 glasses per hour while my normie colleagues only drink 1 glass at lunch and nothing for the rest of the day.

 
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Totally with you on this one. Has made my caffeine intake drastically decrease and bonus points skin is always clear as hell. Going out of my way to drink more water is now so crucial and embedded in my life that it's hard to believe it wasn't before. I really don't get how folks go a whole day having had only a glass of water

 

I drink about a Liter per hour when awake and not drinking White Claws. When I workout it’s 48oz/hr of Gatorade, unless I’m doing high intensity and then it’s 72oz/hr. 

I don’t even piss that much - I burn it all off. But, I am also on a medicine that requires me to drink a lot of water.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

My professor gets pissed at me because how many times I keep leaving to go piss and refill my bottle. non hydrohomies stay hating

 

Only 37?

"The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly" - Robert A. Wilson | "If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 
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I like how big of a range that is — 14 to 37. Hopefully he stays on the upper end more often

I’m a fun guy. Obviously I love the game of basketball. I mean there’s more questions you have to ask me in order for me to tell you about myself. I'm not just gonna give you a whole spill... I mean, I don't even know where you're sitting at
 

Drink ~20 oz of water as I get out of bed and literally always carry a 32 oz bottle of water with me. I try to drink as much water as I can without having to pee every 30 minutes (i just make sure my pee is generally clear).

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