I wanna do it so bad

I wanna. I’m sniffing to write how humbled I am on LinkedIn. How humbled I am to be BETTER I AM THEN ALL OF YOU DELOITTE KIDS (woaaaaaahh) I have the URGE to just FLEX on these NORMIES who didn’t have their entire lives planned out since sophomore year of HIGH SCHOOL. That LinkedIn post is gonna be goated, and I’m gonna put a MASSSIVE sign of the corporation where ima work, but I’m also gonna mention how it’s WALLSTREET and thank my MOM for birthing me to crush these pwc nerds

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"DoNt FOrGet diVerSIty" 

diverse candidates out here clapping cheeks while you're out here projecting your trash personality on this forum lmao. Mr. "diversity doesn't deserve it! I do bc I am special like mommy and daddy say all the time!" headass XD

 

And if I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have 2 dollars and a whole bunch of counterfeits

 

You don’t work as bad hours as IB. You are paid less comparably and recruiting isn’t nearly as hard. big 4 audit and tax interviews are almost all behavioral.

 

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