I wanna do it so bad

I wanna. I'm sniffing to write how humbled I am on LinkedIn. How humbled I am to be BETTER I AM THEN ALL OF YOU DELOITTE KIDS (woaaaaaahh) I have the URGE to just FLEX on these NORMIES who didn't have their entire lives planned out since sophomore year of HIGH SCHOOL. That LinkedIn post is gonna be goated, and I'm gonna put a MASSSIVE sign of the corporation where ima work, but I'm also gonna mention how it's WALLSTREET and thank my MOM for birthing me to crush these pwc nerds

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  • Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
Aug 11, 2021 - 7:49pm

- That one Rutgers kid that got a BB offer 

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Jan 24, 2022 - 9:06am
hypemanp23, what's your opinion? Comment below:

"DoNt FOrGet diVerSIty" 

diverse candidates out here clapping cheeks while you're out here projecting your trash personality on this forum lmao. Mr. "diversity doesn't deserve it! I do bc I am special like mommy and daddy say all the time!" headass XD

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  • Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
Aug 11, 2021 - 8:06pm

Honestly PwC/Deloitte/Accenture jackoffs flex post on LinkedIn way, way more often than IB guys do. If I had a dollar for every 10-paragraph Big 4 "Thank You" post I've seen, I'd have enough money to buy out WSMM and make their victims whole.

  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 24, 2022 - 6:01pm

And if I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have 2 dollars and a whole bunch of counterfeits

  • Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
Aug 13, 2021 - 4:32pm

As former big 4 can fully attest to the superfluous amount of cringe-worthy thank you posts.

That being said 67k is a bit low. I was at like 100k all-in after two years in audit. Shit compared to IB but good in the grand scheme.

Aug 12, 2021 - 4:25pm
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