Comments (32)

Jun 13, 2013

Can I still fap?

Jun 14, 2013
StryfeDSP:

Can I still fap?

Yes, you can do it until you bleed. Just no porn.

Jun 13, 2013

Would I get to kill you with no consequences? (you have to throw in a sweetener)

Jun 13, 2013
SirTradesaLot:

Would I get to kill you with no consequences? (you have to throw in a sweetener)

No, nothing else changes.

Jun 13, 2013

BUMP

Jun 14, 2013

There's more to life than money, but there's also more to life than sex. I'd take the money.

Jun 14, 2013
Scorpion:

There's more to life than money, but there's also more to life than sex. I'd take the money.

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Jun 14, 2013

Nouriel.Roubini

Snootchie Bootchies

Jun 14, 2013

forever? heck no. for a while? definitely.

Jun 14, 2013

Does getting blowjobs count as losing your virginity?

Jun 14, 2013

Girl in the picture is cute. Who is she?

Sep 15, 2013
CoochieMane:

Girl in the picture is cute. Who is she?

lol at first I thought it was a kid

Jun 14, 2013

public virgin? so in private i do what i want with all my money. sure i'm in

Jun 14, 2013

This is like asking if I gave you a trillion dollars but in exchange you had to live you life in a 8x10 closet. Why would you ever agree to something like that. Its stupid.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays

Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne

Nov 20, 2013

How is it ANYTHING like living in an 8x10 closet?

Best

Jun 14, 2013

You could buy the best medical care, live until they have 100% realistic virtual sex, then have yourself some virtual sex.

But then it comes down to whether a person receiving average medical care would still survive to that time and be able to afford it. Because they could have real sex and drive virtual Lambos.

Shit, life is hard.

Jun 14, 2013
Little Engine Would:

You could buy the best medical care, live until they have 100% realistic virtual sex, then have yourself some virtual sex.


But then it comes down to whether a person receiving average medical care would still survive to that time and be able to afford it. Because they could have real sex and drive virtual Lambos.


Shit, life is hard.

Nah the virtual Lambo would be a public display, while the virtual s*x is a private display. Basically, would you rather be publically rich but privately a pr0n freak or privately a player and privately a rich guy.

Jun 14, 2013
DaisukiDaYo:
Little Engine Would:

You could buy the best medical care, live until they have 100% realistic virtual sex, then have yourself some virtual sex.

But then it comes down to whether a person receiving average medical care would still survive to that time and be able to afford it. Because they could have real sex and drive virtual Lambos.

Shit, life is hard.

Nah the virtual Lambo would be a public display, while the virtual s*x is a private display. Basically, would you rather be publically rich but privately a pr0n freak or privately a player and privately a rich guy.

You could have public sex virtually.

Jun 14, 2013
Little Engine Would:



DaisukiDaYo:



Little Engine Would:


You could buy the best medical care, live until they have 100% realistic virtual sex, then have yourself some virtual sex.



But then it comes down to whether a person receiving average medical care would still survive to that time and be able to afford it. Because they could have real sex and drive virtual Lambos.



Shit, life is hard.


Nah the virtual Lambo would be a public display, while the virtual s*x is a private display. Basically, would you rather be publically rich but privately a pr0n freak or privately a player and privately a rich guy.


You could have public sex virtually.

I can see where this conversation is steering towards; in order to save myself from getting banned off the company intrawebs for the next three months, you win.

Jun 14, 2013
yeahright:

public virgin? so in private i do what i want with all my money. sure i'm in

Privately too, you just have to admit it.

Jun 14, 2013
Little Engine Would:
DaisukiDaYo:
Little Engine Would:

You could buy the best medical care, live until they have 100% realistic virtual sex, then have yourself some virtual sex.

But then it comes down to whether a person receiving average medical care would still survive to that time and be able to afford it. Because they could have real sex and drive virtual Lambos.

Shit, life is hard.

Nah the virtual Lambo would be a public display, while the virtual s*x is a private display. Basically, would you rather be publically rich but privately a pr0n freak or privately a player and privately a rich guy.

You could have public sex virtually.

You can't have virtual; that counts as porn. You can have all the Kate U. pics you want though.

Jun 14, 2013

What if my dream job is to be a pornstar?

Jun 14, 2013
krauser:

What if my dream job is to be a pornstar?

We need a new thread for this topic:

thats when i said i had sex but i did not cum - Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton

Has anyone tried this?

Jun 14, 2013
John Daggett:
krauser:

What if my dream job is to be a pornstar?

We need a new thread for this topic:

thats when i said i had sex but i did not cum - Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton

Has anyone tried this?

Having sex but not cumming? Yeah, Xanax will do that.

Jun 14, 2013
Little Engine Would:
John Daggett:
krauser:

What if my dream job is to be a pornstar?

We need a new thread for this topic:

thats when i said i had sex but i did not cum - Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton

Has anyone tried this?

Having sex but not cumming? Yeah, Xanax will do that.

Does anyone see the not so subtle parody and satire in this.

Nov 20, 2013
John Daggett:
Little Engine Would:
John Daggett:
krauser:

What if my dream job is to be a pornstar?

We need a new thread for this topic:

thats when i said i had sex but i did not cum - Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton

Has anyone tried this?

Having sex but not cumming? Yeah, Xanax will do that.

Does anyone see the not so subtle parody and satire in this.

Oh I get it. Billy Bob drinks but he does not swallow.

Jun 16, 2013

Anyone who seriously says they'd be fine with being a virgin forever for money and a dream job is exposing themselves as a virgin. Simply stunning.

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Jun 16, 2013

Tebow?

Jun 16, 2013
BlackHat:

Tebow?

He gets to go to heaven too though.

Jun 16, 2013
Little Engine Would:
BlackHat:

Tebow?

He gets to go to heaven too though.

Jun 16, 2013
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Apr 5, 2014
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Matrick:

[in reply to Tony Snark"]

Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand.

BatMasterson:

[in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip]

Sensible advice.