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Jun 14, 2013 - 9:03am

public virgin? so in private i do what i want with all my money. sure i'm in

Frank Sinatra - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
Jun 14, 2013 - 9:21am

This is like asking if I gave you a trillion dollars but in exchange you had to live you life in a 8x10 closet. Why would you ever agree to something like that. Its stupid.

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Jun 14, 2013 - 10:26am

You could buy the best medical care, live until they have 100% realistic virtual sex, then have yourself some virtual sex.

But then it comes down to whether a person receiving average medical care would still survive to that time and be able to afford it. Because they could have real sex and drive virtual Lambos.

Shit, life is hard.

Jun 14, 2013 - 10:32am

Little Engine Would:

You could buy the best medical care, live until they have 100% realistic virtual sex, then have yourself some virtual sex.


But then it comes down to whether a person receiving average medical care would still survive to that time and be able to afford it. Because they could have real sex and drive virtual Lambos.


Shit, life is hard.

Nah the virtual Lambo would be a public display, while the virtual s*x is a private display. Basically, would you rather be publically rich but privately a pr0n freak or privately a player and privately a rich guy.

Jun 14, 2013 - 10:37am

DaisukiDaYo:

Little Engine Would:

You could buy the best medical care, live until they have 100% realistic virtual sex, then have yourself some virtual sex.

But then it comes down to whether a person receiving average medical care would still survive to that time and be able to afford it. Because they could have real sex and drive virtual Lambos.

Shit, life is hard.

Nah the virtual Lambo would be a public display, while the virtual s*x is a private display. Basically, would you rather be publically rich but privately a pr0n freak or privately a player and privately a rich guy.

You could have public sex virtually.

Jun 14, 2013 - 10:42am

Little Engine Would:


DaisukiDaYo:



Little Engine Would:


You could buy the best medical care, live until they have 100% realistic virtual sex, then have yourself some virtual sex.



But then it comes down to whether a person receiving average medical care would still survive to that time and be able to afford it. Because they could have real sex and drive virtual Lambos.



Shit, life is hard.


Nah the virtual Lambo would be a public display, while the virtual s*x is a private display. Basically, would you rather be publically rich but privately a pr0n freak or privately a player and privately a rich guy.


You could have public sex virtually.

I can see where this conversation is steering towards; in order to save myself from getting banned off the company intrawebs for the next three months, you win.

Jun 14, 2013 - 11:14am

Little Engine Would:

DaisukiDaYo:
Little Engine Would:

You could buy the best medical care, live until they have 100% realistic virtual sex, then have yourself some virtual sex.

But then it comes down to whether a person receiving average medical care would still survive to that time and be able to afford it. Because they could have real sex and drive virtual Lambos.

Shit, life is hard.

Nah the virtual Lambo would be a public display, while the virtual s*x is a private display. Basically, would you rather be publically rich but privately a pr0n freak or privately a player and privately a rich guy.

You could have public sex virtually.

You can't have virtual; that counts as porn. You can have all the Kate U. pics you want though.

Jun 14, 2013 - 8:42pm

Little Engine Would:

John Daggett:
krauser:

What if my dream job is to be a pornstar?

We need a new thread for this topic:

thats when i said i had sex but i did not cum - Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton

Has anyone tried this?

Having sex but not cumming? Yeah, Xanax will do that.

Does anyone see the not so subtle parody and satire in this.

Nov 20, 2013 - 2:40pm

John Daggett:

Little Engine Would:
John Daggett:
krauser:

What if my dream job is to be a pornstar?

We need a new thread for this topic:

thats when i said i had sex but i did not cum - Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton

Has anyone tried this?

Having sex but not cumming? Yeah, Xanax will do that.

Does anyone see the not so subtle parody and satire in this.

Oh I get it. Billy Bob drinks but he does not swallow.

Jun 16, 2013 - 2:51pm

Little Engine Would:

BlackHat:

Tebow?

He gets to go to heaven too though.

I hate victims who respect their executioners
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