I'm gonna jack off sooooo much tonight.

I bought a giant ass 4k TV and I finally got google fiber so I'm able to download the latest Naughty America vids in 4K relatively quickly(10gigabytes). They'll make a great addition to my 4 terabyte porn collection. 

I'm gonna go ham tonight to celebrate, I'll try to bust 6-8 nuts. I have vaseline, lotion, and some water based lube already to go, so im gonna try to switch it up, and if amazon delivers my fleshlight tonight like they said they would.... Bruhh.. I may not leave the house for 3 days. I'll just have to call in sick on monday. 

Anyway, what are ya'll doing for the weekend? 

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Is everyone on this site alright? Been seeing a lot of alarming posts these past few days. Hope you guys are hanging in there - WFH won't last forever

 

McConaughey would tell you it's a key part of the job. 

Try being down 1 ml usd 30 mins after you opened a trade and it stays like that for an entire week, with anyone including MDs granmas calling you to see what the fuck are you doing. 

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.
 

Pick up your phone and start dialing is one of the greatest movie speeches of all times

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.
 

cleaning the pipes is important, but wow

what did I do this weekend? had unprotected sex with a mediterranean/slavic woman (probably the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in person), ate some of the best italian food I've had not in italy, did drugs with friends, and went for a long walk by a large body of water without a cell phone

just trying to live like Hunter S Thompson
 
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cleaning the pipes is important, but wow

what did I do this weekend? had unprotected sex with a mediterranean/slavic woman (probably the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in person), ate some of the best italian food I've had not in italy, did drugs with friends, and went for a long walk by a large body of water without a cell phone

I would 10/10 hang out with you 

 

after what you've done to my portfolio the past handful of years, drinks should be on me

just trying to live like Hunter S Thompson
 

now how the FUCK do you manage to get hard after the 4th round bro?? also id highly recommend VR. takes things to the next level. VR+fleshlight would be a dream. 

 

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