I'm gonna jack off sooooo much tonight.
I bought a giant ass 4k TV and I finally got google fiber so I'm able to download the latest Naughty America vids in 4K relatively quickly(10gigabytes). They'll make a great addition to my 4 terabyte porn collection.
I'm gonna go ham tonight to celebrate, I'll try to bust 6-8 nuts. I have vaseline, lotion, and some water based lube already to go, so im gonna try to switch it up, and if amazon delivers my fleshlight tonight like they said they would.... Bruhh.. I may not leave the house for 3 days. I'll just have to call in sick on monday.
Anyway, what are ya'll doing for the weekend?
Ladies and gentlemen, the least horny coomer!
Is everyone on this site alright? Been seeing a lot of alarming posts these past few days. Hope you guys are hanging in there - WFH won't last forever
Its all from the same one anon poster, 'Analyst 1 in CB'.
The world is falling apart
It’s been falling apart for a while now.
This genuinely seems so sad
Stop hating
Get yourself some meth brother, you'll jack off for a week straight without sleeping
Don't mix the Vaseline and flashlight, you'll melt it
28 yr old Patrick: Ah yes, I should create a platform where finance prospects, interns, and professionals can connect and post about the industry.
Some "Analyst 1 in CB":
McConaughey would tell you it's a key part of the job.
Try being down 1 ml usd 30 mins after you opened a trade and it stays like that for an entire week, with anyone including MDs granmas calling you to see what the fuck are you doing.
Pick up your phone and start dialing is one of the greatest movie speeches of all times
Just picked up a 4K smart tv myself. I live alone for the first time and yeah porn on the couch is a game changer.
So this is what they do in Corporate Banking
This post highlights why a large population of men right now are the weakest men in the human history - slave to a digital screen rather going out and getting actual deep human interaction
True!
go get em champ
cleaning the pipes is important, but wow
what did I do this weekend? had unprotected sex with a mediterranean/slavic woman (probably the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in person), ate some of the best italian food I've had not in italy, did drugs with friends, and went for a long walk by a large body of water without a cell phone
I would 10/10 hang out with you
after what you've done to my portfolio the past handful of years, drinks should be on me
now how the FUCK do you manage to get hard after the 4th round bro?? also id highly recommend VR. takes things to the next level. VR+fleshlight would be a dream.
I've been jacking off 3-4 times a day for almost 6 years
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