Is it Ok to text girls during work hours at Big Four

Hi there, have a question.

I have a friend who is working at one of the Big Four's advisory group as a senior consultant. Recently he had some trouble with a crazy girl. He has seen this girl for a few months and he wants to keep it casual but the girl doesn't want the same. And she starts to act bitchy. Now she is threatening my friend that she will call his boss and show him/her the numerous texts he sent to her during his work hours, like around 2pm or 3pm. Some of the texts were telling her that he only wanted sex, some were asking to go to her place later, and some were just flirting.

I'm curious if the crazy girl does that, will my friend be put in danger of losing his job? How's the company policy on this at most big fours? thanks

 
  1. How the fuck is she gonna contact him?

  2. How the fuck does she think blackmail is the way to win over your homie?

  3. I text in front of my boss all the time and got a FT offer. My phone's charging next to me right now. This has been the case at every internship. Nobody gives a fuck; and if they do, fuck that place.

  4. If he still cares, then just go along with it, fuck her a couple times, get her to cook you dinner, then break her phone in half. Or just delete the convo. Or break it in half because fuck her. If she never leaves her phone around, then wait 'til sex, bust, then jump up, grab the phone out of her pants on the floor, and break it. in half

jk that's actually really hard to do. just take it and toss it in her toilet tank and then take a dump up there too and piss on her rugs

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GoldenCinderblock:

1. How the fuck is she gonna contact him?

2. How the fuck does she think blackmail is the way to win over your homie?

3. I text in front of my boss all the time and got a FT offer. My phone's charging next to me right now. This has been the case at every internship. Nobody gives a fuck; and if they do, fuck that place.

4. If he still cares, then just go along with it, fuck her a couple times, get her to cook you dinner, then break her phone in half. Or just delete the convo. Or break it in half because fuck her. If she never leaves her phone around, then wait 'til sex, bust, then jump up, grab the phone out of her pants on the floor, and break it. in half

jk that's actually really hard to do. just take it and toss it in her toilet tank and then take a dump up there too and piss on her rugs

thanks but are u saying the boss won't give a shit about this? or it may have some damage on him otherwise why would you suggest him to find her phone and destroy it?

 
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randomonkey:
GoldenCinderblock:

1. How the fuck is she gonna contact him?

2. How the fuck does she think blackmail is the way to win over your homie?

3. I text in front of my boss all the time and got a FT offer. My phone's charging next to me right now. This has been the case at every internship. Nobody gives a fuck; and if they do, fuck that place.

4. If he still cares, then just go along with it, fuck her a couple times, get her to cook you dinner, then break her phone in half. Or just delete the convo. Or break it in half because fuck her. If she never leaves her phone around, then wait 'til sex, bust, then jump up, grab the phone out of her pants on the floor, and break it. in half

jk that's actually really hard to do. just take it and toss it in her toilet tank and then take a dump up there too and piss on her rugs

thanks but are u saying the boss won't give a shit about this? or it may have some damage on him otherwise why would you suggest him to find her phone and destroy it?

There are multiple tiers to this - multiple levels of defense.

TIER 1: She's likely bluffing and will not even attempt to contact BossMan.

TIER 2: She likely will never be able to find BossMan's contact info. She might find a general number and won't make it past reception.

TIER 3: If BossMan finds out, he likely will not care and will either/or: a) be mildly irritated b) be mildly amused c) tell your buddy not to give people his contact information ever again

TIER 4 (could be Tier 0 since this is the preemptive strike Tier): Your friend thinks BlackmailingWhore would be able to get ahold of BossMan and BossMan would react unfavorably. The preemptive action is to make it so she has nothing to show him and either: a) doesn't bother contacting him b) still contacts him, but comes off even crazier than before

How do you accomplish this? By deleting the conversation or breaking her phone because she's a bitch anyway.

Alternatives:

A) Preemptively tell BossMan this may happen in hopes of lessening the blow. This is likely a bad idea because of the triviality of the issue and the lack of likelihood she'll ever contact him.

B) Cave and do what she wants. Bitch move, but your friend sounds like one.

C) Blackmail her in return. One should never expose themselves to someone who is not at least equally exposed, so he should have something.

For future reference, tell your friend to never give girls his employer's name. Where do you work? Investment firm. Finance. Dragon dildo manufacturing. Whatever. That's all you've gotta know. Why you gonna be like, "I'm a junior molding specialist at Veiny Dragon Dildos 'R' Us and I report directly to Barny Scruffson. He can be reached at...

They shouldn't even know your last name really. Half the girls I see think my name is John.

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GoldenCinderblock:

1. How the fuck is she gonna contact him?

2. How the fuck does she think blackmail is the way to win over your homie?

3. I text in front of my boss all the time and got a FT offer. My phone's charging next to me right now. This has been the case at every internship. Nobody gives a fuck; and if they do, fuck that place.

4. If he still cares, then just go along with it, fuck her a couple times, get her to cook you dinner, then break her phone in half. Or just delete the convo. Or break it in half because fuck her. If she never leaves her phone around, then wait 'til sex, bust, then jump up, grab the phone out of her pants on the floor, and break it. in half

jk that's actually really hard to do. just take it and toss it in her toilet tank and then take a dump up there too and piss on her rugs

You do realize none of the OP's story actually happened right???

 
adapt or die:
GoldenCinderblock:

1. How the fuck is she gonna contact him?

2. How the fuck does she think blackmail is the way to win over your homie?

3. I text in front of my boss all the time and got a FT offer. My phone's charging next to me right now. This has been the case at every internship. Nobody gives a fuck; and if they do, fuck that place.

4. If he still cares, then just go along with it, fuck her a couple times, get her to cook you dinner, then break her phone in half. Or just delete the convo. Or break it in half because fuck her. If she never leaves her phone around, then wait 'til sex, bust, then jump up, grab the phone out of her pants on the floor, and break it. in half

jk that's actually really hard to do. just take it and toss it in her toilet tank and then take a dump up there too and piss on her rugs

...

You do realize none of the OP's story actually happened right???

Why would I care?

Can defamation be applied to this in any way? Let's say OP's friend wasn't an intern but a CEO and replace texting with sexting and the boss with the board. Not illegal, but frowned upon.

If I remember correctly, the info needs to be made public for it to be defamation? So privately contacting a boss wouldn't qualify, but contacting the media or standing outside the building with a sign would... so OP's homie has no theoretical legal recourse?

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

No one is going to care, unless the girl is also working at the firm. He should end things immediately, she does not want a casual relationship and she is crazy. You also do not want to venture over to the dark side that is some girl trying to be your baby mama.

 

Also, if you want a crazy girl to leave you alone, you need to become super clingly. Like, text her all the fucking time about stupid shit, send her pics, invite her everywhere and just act really needy.

She'll pull off and think it was her decision.

Another strategy is to start acting all nice and shit and text her a lot, but substitute 70% of hanging out time with asking her to run errands for you.

If you go with with the 100% clingy approach, you need to be all touchy feely and gay and shit when you hang out and not leave her side. Ask her what she's doing all the time, what's taking so long in the bathroom (but be apologetic about it), etc.

If you go the errands route, then your time with her should consist of hooking up and then doing whatever you were gonna do as she kind of marinates.

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eignenvector:
FinanceBrah:

Though it probably doesn't need to be said; don't stick your dick in crazy.

Ever...Ever...Eva..

Sticking your dick in crazy is fine. Just wrap it up, don't give contact info, and flush the rubber. I should take my own advice lel
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Wait hold up. So this bitch wanted a relationship badly enough to pull this shit when she didn't get her way, yet she was planning on leaving the country shortly? Sounds fishier than a motherfucking sea bass son

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GoldenCinderblock:

Wait hold up. So this bitch wanted a relationship badly enough to pull this shit when she didn't get her way, yet she was planning on leaving the country shortly? Sounds fishier than a motherfucking sea bass son

Yeah, she claimed she was "in love" with him. How absurd And she said she wanted the revenge badly enough too that she might forget about ever entering the us. After she heard from my boy "no relationship for sure" several times, she planned leaving immediately so she could destroy his reputation far away without putting herself out there. What a filthy bitch

 
randomonkey:
GoldenCinderblock:

Wait hold up. So this bitch wanted a relationship badly enough to pull this shit when she didn't get her way, yet she was planning on leaving the country shortly? Sounds fishier than a motherfucking sea bass son

Yeah, she claimed she was "in love" with him. How absurd
And she said she wanted the revenge badly enough too that she might forget about ever entering the us. After she heard from my boy "no relationship for sure" several times, she planned leaving immediately so she could destroy his reputation far away without putting herself out there. What a filthy bitch

that is the most suspect sounding shit i've heard all year
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randomonkey:

Hi there, have a question.

I have a friend who is working at one of the Big Four's advisory group as a senior consultant. Recently he had some trouble with a crazy girl. He has seen this girl for a few months and he wants to keep it casual but the girl doesn't want the same. And she starts to act bitchy. Now she is threatening my friend that she will call his boss and show him/her the numerous texts he sent to her during his work hours, like around 2pm or 3pm. Some of the texts were telling her that he only wanted sex, some were asking to go to her place later, and some were just flirting.

I'm curious if the crazy girl does that, will my friend be put in danger of losing his job? How's the company policy on this at most big fours? thanks

  1. Literally no one gives a shit about this... NO ONE

  2. Tell your "friend" to run away from this girl as soon as he can and as fast as he can

 
MBA_Junkie:
randomonkey:

Hi there, have a question.

I have a friend who is working at one of the Big Four's advisory group as a senior consultant. Recently he had some trouble with a crazy girl. He has seen this girl for a few months and he wants to keep it casual but the girl doesn't want the same. And she starts to act bitchy. Now she is threatening my friend that she will call his boss and show him/her the numerous texts he sent to her during his work hours, like around 2pm or 3pm. Some of the texts were telling her that he only wanted sex, some were asking to go to her place later, and some were just flirting.

I'm curious if the crazy girl does that, will my friend be put in danger of losing his job? How's the company policy on this at most big fours? thanks

1. Literally no one gives a shit about this... NO ONE

2. Tell your "friend" to run away from this girl as soon as he can and as fast as he can

They are not talking anymore but he is waiting anxiously for the mysterious stares from his coworkers some day soon after she sends each of them an email telling private stuff.

 

Have any friends that are attorneys? Have one of them send her a letter that states. Blackmail is illegal, punishable by jail time and civil damages. Tell her that if a lawsuit becomes necessary that the civil lawsuit will be filled in a state that has the highest civil multiple. Then the evidence of blackmail will be turned over to the police. Since this involves a psudeo form of mail that mail fraud is applicable.

Blackmail across international borders now becomes a federal crime in multiple jurisdictions. The FBI would likely be involved and since they might have trouble arresting her for this they could always frame her for a terrorist attack and then send in a black bag team. Not that this is likely, it never hurts to throw it in a letter from an attorney.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

Not to mention that if the majority of his co workers are men they will likely be high fiving the guy for getting some ass.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 
heister:

Not to mention that if the majority of his co workers are men they will likely be high fiving the guy for getting some ass.

Maybe not. Because she threatened to put some humiliating private stuff about him in the emails.

 
heister:

Not to mention that if the majority of his co workers are men they will likely be high fiving the guy for getting some ass.

The problem is that she is leaving soon and how can we sue her when she is forever gone. And this is not like a murder or money laundering thing. And all the potential damage she will cause will only happen whe she is gone. You have to say this bitch has some brain at least. sigh

 
randomonkey:
heister:

Not to mention that if the majority of his co workers are men they will likely be high fiving the guy for getting some ass.

The problem is that she is leaving soon and how can we sue her when she is forever gone. And this is not like a murder or money laundering thing. And all the potential damage she will cause will only happen whe she is gone. You have to say this bitch has some brain at least. sigh

stopped reading at murder. go for a jog, you are way too invested in this.
heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

He should have taken a photo of her while naked and blackmail her back. He can either sue her now and have all the documentation such that he can trace her all around. Difamation and revelation of private conversations without the permission of the counterpart is illegal. However, a boss wouldn't care less about what he does as long as he does his job properly. If he feels really worried he could probably tell him what's going on... but being a man bah... crazy women are all around.

Ojectively, all people in office do text all the time. It's inevitable. So the impact of those messages would be somewhere next to zero, if in some incredible and awesome way she gets to send them to the proper emails. They could banter some or just say f*** trash.

All this shit works because your mate cares about it. If he would just plainly say he gives a shit about it and she could hang herself whenever, then game over.

 

Who is your friend that he can't get rid of this problem by hisself... thats ridiculous.

I was already so far beyond the point of no return that I couldn't remember what it had looked like when I had passed it.
 

OP how does it feel to know that you joined this site to make a post for your pussy friend, only to be torn a new ass hole? you should be ashamed.

"My name's Ralph Cox, and I'm from where ever's not gonna get me hit"
 

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