Is There an Mathematical Equation for Love?

Let's face it. All love is selfish. In other words, nobody dates women as volunteer work - we do so to find someone that satisfies our needs. A lot of people believe in true love (which is false, it's not like you dated every women and picked your favorite). Love is a marketplace - maybe you never met your ideal woman and dont even know. You just settled for what's available. The point is, the whole true love emotional aspect is trash.

There are outliers everywhere, but attraction can be boiled down fairly objectively. There are fairly widely accepted concepts of a guys perfect body, size of his d*ck, income range (six figures plus) and not being an a**hole. So is there like an accounting equation to keep everything in balance? Like, let's say you're a bit shorter than 6"00, how much money per year do you need to make to compensate for that?

Love to hear any thoughts

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Mar 22, 2019

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Q.E.D.

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Mar 28, 2019
WolfofWSO:

The future is female and also evil. The dragon energy is chaotic

Mar 22, 2019

It's only March, but I think this is odds-on favorite for Most Autistic Title of 2019.

Mar 22, 2019
Sunshine Funshine:

Love is a marketplace - maybe you never met your ideal woman and dont even know. You just settled for what's available.

...but it's not an efficient marketplace. So no, there's no equation, and no, attraction is not objective, and no, there's no equation that keeps everything in balance.

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Mar 22, 2019

Valid point about the "efficiency." I agree, the dating markets are not efficient.

My point is, though, neither are today's markets, and yet we can still use the Sharpe ratio/Capital Allocation Line to determine all possible portfolios. So... can we do the same with love? I.e. what if we have a person that's a little out of shape... what salary would balance that out?

Mar 22, 2019

Someone needs to come up with the Black-Scholes equation for the sexual market place

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Mar 22, 2019

god dammit dude hahahahahah youll have a bad day and shit like this always makes it better

thank u @Sunshine Funshine

Mar 22, 2019

No problem, slugger. Happy to help. Just throw a SB my way if you don't mind.

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Mar 22, 2019

Lmao I love MS also - the only thing worse than being hated on is not being talked about at all.

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Mar 22, 2019

Aleph + tav

Mar 24, 2019

...Accounting Major?.....is it you?
hmmm

Mar 28, 2019

It was... till they banned my other account also lmfao

Have you ever thought of investing in real estate?

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Mar 28, 2019

As you can see a simple efficiency frontier can be computed to determine the optimum allocation of love should be towards "Unicorns", mathematically defined as 8-10 hotness & below 4.5 crazy

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