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Dec 4, 2007

Funny. I guess.

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Dec 4, 2007

Waste of time

Dec 5, 2007

bankerchic: Any girl with the screenname "bankerchic" is surely a cool person and a thrill to hang out with in real life. I would not expect you to understand what is and isn't funny. Especially if you're starting threads like this http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/node/7745
jdizz: Go back to Canada, and take Tom Green with you.

Dec 5, 2007

Mark Klein,

I happen to be pretty damn cool. You would be lucky to score a girl as fun and attractive. In any case, your post was funny. Just not as good as some I have seen.

Dec 5, 2007

just.. wow...
at least girl scouts make great cookies

Dec 5, 2007

I get the feeling that third kid fucked up his line...

Dec 5, 2007

That's pretty bad...but BSA is still great!

Dec 5, 2007

on many levels.

Dec 5, 2007

I think Bankerchic should be required to post her runway pics (from around the world), transcript, and daddy's contact information at Goldman

On my honor I will do my best
To do my duty to God and my country
and to obey the Scout Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong,
mentally awake, and morally straight.

Dec 5, 2007

haha Junkbondswap- that post was definitely a joke. Funny though how some people here actually considered it serious for a second.

Dec 5, 2007

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8ABhatAfsA
Replace "law school" and "one L" with (insert BB's name here). Replace "reasonableness and jurisdiction" with WACC, DCF, and Excel. Replace "professors" with MDs. Replace "friends" with coworkers. Replace "cases" with models. Replace "when I pass the bar" with when I get my bonus.

LOL

"We are lawyers! We sue people! Occasionally, we get aggressive and garnish wages, but WE DO NOT ABDUCT!" -Boston Legal-

"We are lawyers! We sue people! Occasionally, we get aggressive and garnish wages, but WE DO NOT ABDUCT!" -Boston Legal-

Dec 5, 2007

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhIzGqespNA
Some of you have probably seen this already, but it had me cracking up for awhile. The look on his face is priceless.

Dec 5, 2007

Mark Klein, that was a waste of time.

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