bankerchic: Any girl with the screenname "bankerchic" is surely a cool person and a thrill to hang out with in real life. I would not expect you to understand what is and isn't funny. Especially if you're starting threads like this http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/node/7745

jdizz: Go back to Canada, and take Tom Green with you.

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I think Bankerchic should be required to post her runway pics (from around the world), transcript, and daddy's contact information at Goldman

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Replace "law school" and "one L" with (insert BB's name here). Replace "reasonableness and jurisdiction" with WACC, DCF, and Excel. Replace "professors" with MDs. Replace "friends" with coworkers. Replace "cases" with models. Replace "when I pass the bar" with when I get my bonus.

LOL

"We are lawyers! We sue people! Occasionally, we get aggressive and garnish wages, but WE DO NOT ABDUCT!" -Boston Legal-

"We are lawyers! We sue people! Occasionally, we get aggressive and garnish wages, but WE DO NOT ABDUCT!" -Boston Legal-
 

Mark Klein, that was a waste of time.

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********

********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
 

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