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How about fucking cooking a gourmet meal or a surprise morning BJ?
Heaven forbid.
Its the welfare mentality... something for nothing, its tearing this country apart.
Nothing like a warm bj on a cold day.
Hahaha, I love it. My ex was telling me last night about her friend who was dating a banker and they made plans to go to Tuscany in May - apparently he sold the package on craigslist without telling her after getting laid off. When they started fighting about it, he called her a "stupid jappy bitch who needs to get off her dad's credit card".
Hilarious.
My second wife was just like this.
Here's a nickel's worth of free advice to any young banker who is married or in a serious relationship: if you don't have a "Fuck You" fund started, you'd better get one. This is money that is held in CASH ONLY (no paper trail) and is stashed someplace she'll never look. This is the money you use to escape when the inevitable happens. If you think it won't, or that little Suzy Rottencrotch isn't like that, you're kidding yourself and you deserve what is about to happen.
Take it from someone who knows. You're not that cool. If you're with a hot chick, she ain't there for the conversation (or the sex). She's there to get paid. If your income is about to hit the skids, Joe Shit the Ragman back in Pocatello, Idaho who is about to take over his dad's car stereo business is going to start looking really good to her.
Or, as they say in the South, "They're all whores but your mama."
Amazing that you've gone through 3 wives, Edmundo...
sike jkjkjk.
But seriously.
I haven't "gone through" 3 wives. I'm happily married to the third (and final) wife. Third time's a charm, right?
This article is unbelievably hilarious and pathetic.
There is a saying.
There are 9 types of women:
No, no, no the best by far is the "victims'" blog.... http://dabagirls.com/
lolSo what do you do? -I work for an investment banking firm. Oh okay; you are like my brother, he works for Edward Jones. -No, a college degree is required in my profession
Ohh how I wish this were a joke...
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