AFTER:
LITERALLY A YEAR (10.5 MONTHS TO BE EXACT)
350 EMAILS IN MY "APPLICATIONS" TAB
200+ NETWORKING CALLS
15+ AGGREGATE FIRST ROUNDS AND SUPERDAYS
SEVERAL SLY COMMENTS ABOUT HOW I'M NOT SUITED FOR A JOB IN THIS INDUSTRY GIVEN MY MAJOR AND BACKGROUND
SO MUCH REPETITION AND STARING MYSELF IN THE MIRROR LATE AT NIGHT IN MY ROOM WONDERING IF I'LL EVER MAKE IT
WE DID IT MONKEYS
WE BROKE IN
I'M GONNA GET WASTED TONIGHT
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Congratulations for your offer at Tobin & Co
HOPE JUSTINE TOBIN LIKES BEING ON TOP
Justine jokes will never get old
i don’t get the reference, do you mind explaining?
edit: oh i see, they don't pay their analysts. I'm fully on board with the Tobin jokes now.
It's not a joke, Justine Tobin is the founder/CEO of Tobin & Co., one of the most elite botiques and well respected M&A advisors in the world. Thousands of people compete to earn a spot at her exclusive bank. Ever hear of the "Goldman discount" where GS pays slightly under street average due to their respected name? Well, Tobin & Co. has their own discount where they do no pay their analysts at all! This is due to their prestigious name. So congrats on the Tobin offer, and I'd give anything to be in your shoes.
Congrats
Congrats bro!
Congrats, feels great doesn't it? Enjoy your time between now and the summer. All the best!
Congrats
LFG congrats
Awesome, congrats! May I ask where at or what group? Wishing you the best!
Cheers!
Awesome job dude. Hard work pays off.
Congrats brother
Congrats man. Wish you all the best moving forward
Congrats! A decade ago, I made the same post. First responder told me that even though I broke into IB, I’d never break into PE. Lasted ten years in the industry and put seven figures in the bank. Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum.
what was your major, gpa, and what bank u l and at
MAJOR: SEXUALITY STUDIES
GPA: 4.0/4.0
BANK: TOBIN AND CO AS PER ABOVE
GROUP: WOMEN'S CONSUMER PRODUCTS M&A AND LENDING
The all caps makes it 10 times funnier
Congratulations, and well done!
Congrats my G
Congrats my G
Congrats man, blow some lines in WSO's honour. You deserve it
Congrats! You represent all the little guys who are dealing with everything you wrote!
drink one with the lads for me. congrats.
Congrats bro!
Well done mate!
It's a good life lesson; persistence and hard work will always pay off - you make your own luck.
Enjoy it!
Congrats, make sure to add “Incoming Commercial Banking Middle Office Analyst at PNC” on your LinkedIn
Congrats bro - I wish you all the best and hope you crush it! Have a blast!!
Congrats bro - I wish you all the best and hope you crush it! Have a blast!!
Congrats bro - I wish you all the best and hope you crush it! Have a blast!!
Congrats. Did you break in as a student or a lateral hire from corpfin? Tryin to do the same.
student and this is just my stage name
Congrats homie!
LFGG
Congrats!
Enjoy it while it lasts — the actual job sucks ****.
Booze it up and celebrate bro. Cant be stopped!
My man, congrats!
Congratulations!
Congratulations!!! Keep on killing it!
Don't get fired. No pressure.
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Can't wait for the "Quit IB after 3-months?" follow-up post in FY2022
Congrats man! Inspirational!
Congrats brother!
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