My sister knows everyone at an EB!!!
Hello everyone,
Today I got a good one for you all.
My older sister is a doctor and in the past weeks has been going around companies to do COVID-19 rapid tests and among these firms there is a very well known EB. She's been there several times and got to know very well the employees, I mean very well... The MD even explicitly asked his secretary to call for her when he has to do a COVID test. She even did 8 tests to the president of Lazard of my country (Wikipedia page man).
The real big question is: how can I leverage this?
1) Am I too ambitious thinking I can send an e-mail to the MD saying I am her brother?
2) She's got his phone number, should I ask her to contact the MD and introduce me to him to have much better chances to actually talk to him?
3) She has already put me in contact with a VP but hasn't answered yet, how can I follow up?
4) If I manage to speak to one of these people what should I talk about?
Please help me, I think it would be stupid not to take this opportunity but there is also a chance I might screw this up....
Thank you a lot!!!
A doctor is giving COVID tests instead of a nurse? What country are you from?
Here the medical reports are signed by doctors, not nurses.
tell her to blow the president of Lazard and then blackmail him into giving you an internship. No way it could go wrong
Dear MD,
My name is Prospect; my older sister did your prostate exam the other day. She says you did great! She also says not to worry too much about the crabs. By the way, I was wondering if you'd have time to connect regarding your firm's internship program. Are you free for a 10-15 minute call? Hope you feel better soon!
Best,
Prospect
Or
Great balls bro. Can you hire me.
How would you do it?
She knows the employees “really well...as in really well”? Are you insinuating that your sister got trained by an investment banking group? By a MM investment banking group at that?
I think your best bet without being weird is for your sister to just nonchalantly mention that her brother is trying to break into the industry. Hopefully this fishes out a response that leads to them wanting to help you out.
So an MD at a EB piped your sister and now you want to work for him?
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Pretty sure giving out their names, let alone contact info, is a HIPAA violation...
This. OP, do not leverage this, it is not at all a warm/normal intro and your sister could get in huge trouble.
Sorry man, your sister is getting piped by the whole bank. Good look though for your application
Why is everyone so cuckish on this thread. “My mom said hi to the grocer in a shop, so she got piped by him” is what everyone is implying lmfao.
Dude, your mom totally got piped by the grocer.
I wish I had a sister :(
You from Alabama?
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Ask your sister to mention you casually.
say hi to your sister for me
“I mean very well”. LOL you’re sister getting raw dogged boy
If she’s coming back for more covid testing, your sister is getting pipped.
Is your sister's name THOT-iana ?
It would be super unprofessional and potentially violate the doctor patient confidentiality laws.
Initial thought from title: EB Pain Train.
tell your sister to be my doctor and than do hank panky with me, and as a result you will be named as the next jeff bezoz
Hilarious.....
"My sister blew everyone at an EB!!"
OK so what you're saying is that your sister is hot and you want to leverage that
It sounds like the EB may have already leveraged your sister :/
Dude, if she's fucking the whole bank, just call em up and ask for Ralph by first name.
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