**** Official Ranks ****
- Stifle
- Mizuho
- Jeffries NYC
- Oppenheimer
- Cain
- Goldman Sachs Salt Lake City Operations
- Deloitte Corporate Finance
- PwC M&A Deal Advisory
- Back office operations at Citi Group
- Evercore
- PWP
- NYU stern undergraduate consulting club
- Yale women's basketball team
- PJT
- Blaire Effron's butler in the Hamptons
- Lebron James' venture capital fund
- Morgan Stanley M&A
- UBS Wealth Management Intern Program
- Goldman Sachs Coffee Chat/Diversity Program
- KKR Private Equity
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I'd put JP Morgan Wealth Management Intern in Palm Beach, FL just above either Evercore or PWP. Pls fix
Noted, thx
This is schizophrenic wtf
You are sleeping on Tobin & Co...
So what
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Found the Stifel analyst
KBW KILLERS RISE UP
All my homies got dinged at NYU stern consulting club this year );
fuck NYU stern consulting club
all my homies hate NYU stern consulting club
All his homies hate NYU Stern consulting club ^
Don't even get me started.. fuck that club
Can we put Citi's back office last? Takes 12 months for KYC to clear
forgot northwestern mutual
Throwback to the Stern student body president at RBC getting arrested for insider trading as an An1.
BILL TSAI THE INSIDER OPTIONS TRADING GUY! Wow what a throwback, absolute legend...
Heard he's a waiter at a restaurant in St Marks now lol
#1 should definitely be "Analyst 1 - IB M&A" who gives advice on every career thread...at 19 years old
just trying to live like Hunter S Thompson
WSMM Mentee should be top spot
*1) Springfield Power Plant Financial Division. We hold the informal record for most class action lawsuits won against our own employees (by bribing opposing lawyers).
"NYU stern undergraduate consulting club" actually made me die of laughter lmaooo, thank you OP 🙏
List is BS. I don't see AXA advisors wtf
What's wrong with Mizuho, generally curious? Are they even worse than Nomura?
Heard the sushi slays
Nomura sushi is better period
Fax
This list is bogus. Corrections below to top 3:
1) Setter Capital
2) Cebile Capital
3) Acanthus Advisors
Looks like the kid didn't get the return offer from Jefferies last year
Found the associate who recently lateraled to JEF after no other banks wanted him because he obviously can't take a joke.
damn what y'all have against Cain??
i would put PEE PEE POO POO INVESTMENT BANK in first place.
Goldman Sachs Virtual Insight Series partipant #1
Northwestern Mutual Financial Representative should be 1.
Lolllllll
Fuck NYU Stern undergraduate consulting club.
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