Perfect banker outfit

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Rank: Monkey | 34

Hi Guys.

How would you dress at the top level? What clothes would you buy if your year bonus is 1mm+ ? Here is the perfect banker outfit i created:

shoes: A.Testoni
shirt: Zegna
suit: Brioni
tie: Hermes
handkerchief: Tom Ford
briefcase: Louis Vuitton
pen: Montblanc
watch: Patek Philippe

BONUS:

high school: Andover
undergrad: Yale (Skull and Bones)
MBA: HBS

So how do you fellow future-MD's think a banker should dress? Discuss.

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Oct 26, 2012

This is just sad.

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Oct 26, 2012

Who uses the term "outfit"? It sounds like you're dressing a child for grade school.

Oct 26, 2012

Conformity is the best policy on wall street. So follow the OP profile.

Oct 26, 2012

What kind of reaction did you think you were going to get?

Oct 26, 2012

Haha I find this thread so funny. Can barely contain myself at my desk.

Oct 26, 2012

lol where prestigious Pete at? Or what ever his name is

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Oct 26, 2012

Cmon guys...no offence but stop being so pathetic. JUST chillax and imagine. I mean why can't you just dream-plan a little bit without being judged.

Oct 26, 2012
Benq:

shoes: A.Testoni
shirt: Zegna
suit: Brioni
tie: Hermes
handkerchief: Tom Ford
briefcase: Louis Vuitton
pen: Montblanc
watch: Patek Philippe

Shoes: Where are you shopping, online at Gilt?
Shirt: If you're a fatass
Suit: If you're a fatass
Tie: Fine
Handkerchief: The 1800s called; they want their stuff back.
Pen: Bic is fine for me considering I lose/misplace about 10 a day
Watch: Fine

Oct 26, 2012
mrb87:

shirt: If you're a fatass
Suit: If you're a fatass
...
Handkerchief: The 1800s called; they want their stuff back.

HAHAHA

Oct 31, 2012
mrb87:
Benq:

shoes: A.Testoni
shirt: Zegna
suit: Brioni
tie: Hermes
handkerchief: Tom Ford
briefcase: Louis Vuitton
pen: Montblanc
watch: Patek Philippe

Shoes: Where are you shopping, online at Gilt?
Shirt: If you're a fatass
Suit: If you're a fatass
Tie: Fine
Handkerchief: The 1800s called; they want their stuff back.
Pen: Bic is fine for me considering I lose/misplace about 10 a day
Watch: Fine

Haha handkerchief and pen! lol

Oct 26, 2012

John Lobb shoes or gtfo.

Oct 26, 2012

Umm, custom made everything including shoes at Savile Row.

Watch, Patek is alright, but if you are really a BSD, Parmigiani or Thomas Prescher custom hand made watch. (500k)

Fucking Plebes

Oct 26, 2012

lol did you really list testoni?

Oct 26, 2012
virtu333:

lol did you really list testoni?

Why not? :O

Oct 31, 2012
virtu333:

lol did you really list testoni?

Whats wrong with testoni?

Oct 31, 2012

The quality of testoni varies; the black and red label stuff is good but they also have shoddier lines that are overpriced relative to quality and pretty much just exploit the name.

Reading the OP, seems to me he picked testoni because that's probably one of the higher end shoes sold on gilt.

Oct 26, 2012
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