Petition To Create A Wall of Monkey Shit - Weekly Worst Comments

Right under the Popular content, we should have a Wall of MS which highlights the most downvoted comments of the entire week. Once you exceed more than 5 MS you cannot edit your comment either to ensure they get on the board. 


There are some teeerible peices of advice on this forum. I think some are so bad that they are downright amusing. Therefore we should create the wall. 

 
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for some reason 3 of the past 4 posts I've tried to make haven't posted because the site thought that they were AMAs, they never ended up getting posted either. they'll show up as red right after I post them. go try and find my post I just tried to make about bill gates being a pussy or the one I tried to make a week or two ago about mental health struggles, maybe that one about bill gates got flagged for language or something but the mental health one and one or two other ones I'm not sure why they would have gotten flagged, I can't make a post without it thinking that the post was an AMA it seems like. happy to try and make a test post to see if it goes through with whatever content you want if you want me to try something to see if it works. ironically the only one that actually got posted had AMA in the title. go read my most recent post that went through 'why does wso think every new post i'm making is an ama'. sucks cause my mental health struggles post wasn't a shitpost was trying to help people relate and connect with that one

 

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I think a lot of the winners would be political posts which wouldn't be that fun to look at 

Speaking of tons of MS and fun to look at was my initial '6 pack' post when I posted a shirtless picture in Hayabusa Muay Thai shorts with a beanie and some oversized headphones - years ago. I think that was the most MS I have ever gotten from one post. That prestige user rated my prestige. I'm not sure how much MS it got, but it was a lot. hahahaha good times

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

We need a 💩 deal toy next!

"The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly" - Robert A. Wilson | "If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

Considering they limited SBs and MSs usage, we are moving in the opposite direction. 

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.
 

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