2:30 "Thats the dumbest f%$^ing thing Ive ever done in my life."

Good stuff.

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 
Edmundo Braverman:
professionalmonkey:
Has this been on Tosh.o yet?

Tosh is gonna PWN this jamoke.

Is it bad that I really wanna see what happens after the surgery and want to have a beer with this guy

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk
 

Best video I've ever seen.

[quote]The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.[/quote]
 
TonyPerkis:
bigtool05:
At least he did for a good cause

what cause was that? Present Delivery?

"I'm a Paramedic and Idiots like this piss me off."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

[quote]The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.[/quote]
 

Are you guys fucking serious? I just wasted 3:40 of my life watching that video waiting for something funny to happen. This is nowhere near the level of anything related to Jackass.

 
Kools:
Are you guys fucking serious? I just wasted 3:40 of my life watching that video waiting for something funny to happen. This is nowhere near the level of anything related to Jackass.

you sound stupid

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk
 

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