Rank the top WSO members in order of...

Trust me, drinking with me is something to be avoided at all costs.

I joined this website after seeing posts by GenghisKhan.

I'd add @ssit. I'm sure he'd start pontificating about things and claim to have invented the question mark, or accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that the genius possess and the insane lament.

No IlliniProgrammer? He'd be near the top of mine -- seems cool enough

Id move up acctnerd and put Mr. Manager into honorable mention.

2, 12

I'd love to get a beer with some of the self professed WSO pick up artists and watch them fail miserably at talking to girls in real life.

Some other good choices:

@"going concern"
@"TheKing"
@"duffmt6"
@"louboutins and leverage"
@"Bankerella"
@"missmoneypenny"
@"chicandtoughness"
@"rufiolove"

But, my number one pick would have to be @"Beny23". That would be an incredible evening of social awkwardness.

Great list IMO. I would add @"UFOinsider" and @"EURCHF parity" for their political knowledge.

And yeah, @TheKing should be on the list.

Give a little shout out to Mr. WSO himself @"WallStreetOasis.com" and who wouldn't want to hear about all of @"AndyLouis"'s travels?

@"bankerella" was fantastic, and so was the guy in Guy Fawkes mask who did the videos with @"Edmundo Braverman"

And I'd love to hear war stories from some our OEF/OIF veteran monkeys as well. @"cphbravo96" @"FormerHornetDriver" @"cinnamontoastcrunch" @"happypantsmcgee"

Shout out to @"Aaron Burr" and @"Prestigious Pete"

I also remember the days when I was reading this site while I was in HS. Dan Bush, Miss Ind etc. Been lurking on this site for a long time - just registered though.

Why is someone pretending to be a disgraced former CEO getting so much attention @"DickFuld"

OP, a better question is who on WSO would you like to be your wingman. Got that @"Brady4MVP", @"happypantsmcgee", @"D M", and @"thebrofessor". @"DickFuld" you can tag along pretend to be my rich uncle; you're a very good faker.

What about GoldenCinderblock ?

Can we get a prestige ranking? Or maybe tiers? What about exit opps of reading a TNA thread vs. an Eddie thread?

Thanks op, I'll take it. I'd have a beer with all of you. I should be in NYC twice later this year, I'll PM some of you.

i'll throw up a quick list, but don't want to forget anyone

lucky enough to have shared beers with several of these folk already

in no order: rufio, king, frieds, sirtrades, bondarb, commuter, guerrilagrl, tna, eddie, itf, mikesswimn, comp, chicandtoughness, blackhat, flake, simple as, ufo, IP, acctnerd, thebrofressor, apae, going concern, zeroblued, asatar, happypants, monty, aaron burr, bankerella, mr manager, D M, bfin, tony perkis, Duff, northsider, ssits, dingdong, list goes on and on

A few people off the top of my head, some of whom I've already drank with but wouldn't mind doing it again:

Frieds, ITF, Brady, Andy, Patrick, Eddie, CompBanker, UFO, Going Concern, Torchic, Angus Mc, Duffmt, SSit, SFbanker, TNA, cpk, HFFBall, DickFuld, Short, CaR

Bondarb
Gray Fox
DontMakeMeShortYou
KennyPowersCFA Simple As

And that weird asian guy Human or whatever his name was, who did the bankerella hate post / dating advice

nominating myself...due to hustle

Definitely blackhat.

Swagon, definitely would want to see what that guy is like

@"Flake"
@"Mortimer Duke"
@"Randolph Duke"

GoldenCinderBlock and TonySnark - I need to see them in the same place so I stop suspecting it's the same guy posting under two accounts.

Bankerella, SirTradesaLot, Edmundo, and BlackHat all the way.

I'd meet up with the CU chat gang, although cka would probably end up wearing my skin..

@"captainkoolaid"
@"CaR"
@"ucmaroon47"
@"HFFBALLfan123"
@"jbone24" (i still hate you)

Opsdude to talk about how he tried to kill himself after not getting IB.

Blumieeeeee

Brady, and I want to be so drunk that we role play his Harvard MBA experience (and what could have been).

I think we can agree I'm the easiest person to have a beer with here...

It would be a privilege and an honor to get a drink with bankerella and have her completely emasculate me and call me a peasant.
A close second would be buying a couple fake HBS fleeces, getting drunk off mike's hard lemonades, and then walking around cambridge with brady.

Don't follow many people, but these are my top picks - learned a lot from those dudes:

@Bondarb - the typical baller;
@Ravenous - smart dude, I actually put something he wrote in my diary;
@"International Pymp" - lol hope can meet him in real life;
@"brandon st randy" - if he can stop that hocker talk!

Last not not least, the one and the only @"Edmundo Braverman"! Really enjoyed his posts.

@TNA : Problem is, it's never just one beer...

surprise there has been mention of Mr. Pink Money so far?

Glad to see I've met and drank with most of allyalllll

And honorable mention wtf I started the happy hours in NYc and I get honorable mention because I don't post nine million times a day ?!

Flake:

huanleshalemei:

Going Concern:

Flake:

You have a fucking diary?

I have many diaries. Sometimes when I make a really good entry that's very emotional and lets me have a good cry I'll draw in a little box on the bottom right corner of the page and fill it in with a high single digit number using blue pen.

Dear Going Concern, you will be in my diary tonight... :)

Things just got so wet we're all gonna have to paddle out of here.

No need for alcohol then.

I'd like to see @"Flake" & @"D M" get drunk together.

Aside from the users mentioned, I found @"TheKing"'s posts on PE threads pretty insightful. Helped take away all the untrue glamour that people attach to PE at a junior level.

I'm feeling remarkably uncool now

bondarb
blackhat
dmmsy
grayfox
kp_cfa

there are some new younger guys that are pretty sharp too

manbearpig
melvvvar
relinquis

Whatever happened to @JimmyDormandy? He was cool and really knew his shit.

Ya wake up one day and realize you aren't popular with people in real life or online. FML.

bondarb
blackhat
EURCHFparity
skins1
Mis_Ind
Bankerella
brotherbear

Well, a lot of you will have your chance this coming Friday and Saturday for conference...

I'd really like to drink with blastoise if someone could track him down.

My favorite posters are Flake and peinvestor.

Seriously, the way I imagine Flake is exactly like his avatar with his hands folded. Makes me laugh so hard just looking at his picture. And I remember that one post where we wanted to save someone's post by quoting it, so someone else quoted Flake saying he give handjobs behind Denny's. Not sure why I find that so funny, but cracked me up so bad.

And peinvestor, people ask for meaningful advice and he just craps on them instead. He reminds me of this:

And I definitely miss Beny23.

I would definitely get slammed with theaccountingmajor

Goldencinderblock and Isaiah with the numbers and underscores at the same time. Can't imagine them lasting too long before going at it

Synergy_or_Syzygy because  not many bankers in SoCal, and I've found a lot of insights from his posts. I go to an east coast placing school, and I'm trying to place in LA so I've just been interested in the advice he's given relating to top places in LA and what they look for in candidates (ex being able to sell why LA).