Really awkward M.D. situtation... opinion?
Alright, so I just got an internship at a small boutique MM IB (4-6 bankers). The MD was the person I really networked with and built a good base. However, he seems to always be angry with all his other associates/analysts but resoundingly always treats me like the good' ol boy. I feel unusual talking to him anyways but on the top floor where we work we have one bathroom with one urinal and one toilet.
Yesterday, I go to the urinal and dish the petri. There was also someone in the toilet. My MD walks in and I assume realizes both spots are taken. I though, don't know it was him. He then proceeds to tap me on the shoulder while i'm pissing and says "you done there boy?!" and I in shock, jump and piss myself. I finish up and the MD looked at me. He then says...
"I have spare pants..." Today he, with clear intention, avoided me all day.
LOL.
It's his fault btw..
You don't talk to people at the urinals, ESPECIALLY midstream.
woa, he basically committed bathroom etiquette heresy
Just imagine if you pissed on him.
pee all over the pants he loans you
poop in them too
clearly a joke post...i hope.
I hope so too!!! I laughed so hard hahahahaha
Never touch a man while he has his lizard out
Did he see your unit? Maybe he thinks "lesser" of you now... I mean, he hired you perhaps thinking one day you could become a BSD. Maybe he no longer sees that potential in you...
wiser words were never spoken
maybe you can be a LSD
"if peeing your pants is cool, consider me miles davis" should have been your immediate response
hahah this is great.
I have a somewhat awkward story as well...One of the urinals on my old floor was broken or something, the sensor would flicker and the urinal would just flush while you're pissing (splashing water/piss all over your unsuspecting pants). One day, the other 2 urinals were taken and I ended up with the retarded one (I thought maybe they fixed it). Several seconds later, after the bathroom has cleared out, the little red light flickers and I hear the water rushing up the pipes. Using my cheetah reflexes, I fcking leap back a good 5 feet, with my dck still in my hand...right as one of the head traders walks in. We looked at each other with long deep stares, I didn't know what to do as I'm still in the same vulnerable position. I slowly tuck my sh*t in and proceed to wash my hands. It's been 7 months, we haven't made eye contact since.
Amazing story!
you need to read The Poop that Took a Pee
Sint voluptatum fuga dolorem quis minima. In incidunt sequi ut vitae fugit. Consectetur qui voluptas explicabo voluptatum dolorem nobis cumque. Enim recusandae ipsa cumque dolorem assumenda quis suscipit similique. Placeat perferendis perferendis dolor quisquam perspiciatis et officia.
Vero dolor sunt iste autem distinctio provident. Earum magni quia voluptatem ut doloremque et sed et. Debitis et deserunt voluptatem quam vero quaerat voluptatem ut. Autem magnam dolor voluptate debitis eum et minus. Reprehenderit corporis a minus quo a. Vel blanditiis aut fugit perferendis in aperiam blanditiis.
Voluptas quisquam est perferendis tempore vel qui. Officiis quia ex non id distinctio quia sunt qui. Dolores qui nulla fuga aperiam est. Consequuntur in numquam expedita blanditiis debitis vero. Error dolore incidunt sunt eum quo sequi.
Qui quas rem voluptatem tempore sunt. Corporis dolores deserunt quis eveniet. Tempora porro expedita aut omnis id. Reprehenderit praesentium quidem voluptate consequatur. Rerum a excepturi est corrupti id rerum. Dolorem quis doloremque molestias quo deleniti id voluptatem.
See All Comments - 100% Free
WSO depends on everyone being able to pitch in when they know something. Unlock with your email and get bonus: 6 financial modeling lessons free ($199 value)
or Unlock with your social account...