I'll be starting FT next summer and lately I've been masturbating a lot like 1-2 times daily and I can't seem to stop myself. I've tried to not think about it but there is not much to do, classes are starting soon but like I have so much free time because we're remote and I just start jerking off.
Looking for any advice to stop because it literally makes me really tired and not focused, especially when I should be...
Please help monkeys!
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you gotta pump those numbers up - those are rookie numbers in this racket
bump
Don’t be ashamed. Welcome to the club.
Well said
losing both ways. ur gonna be distracted if u don’t and if u do
get some coke from your dealer. you call yourself an alpha if you can only last 1-2 times day?
This is a dog eat dog world kid. My MD fucks my ass more than ten times a day and he can go at it 24/7 without taking a break. And that's after his PE client has fucked him twice over before he fucks me.
You wanna survive in this industry? Git gud then. Pump that dick like nothing else matters while learning how to build an LBO model with one hand, and maybe in 3 years you can fuck some poor summer intern's life up.
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My friend Tryndamere also has a right arm that's a lot stronger than his left arm, and he's able to deal tons of damage with his crits.
Why do all tryndas in ARAM just int
These are rookie numbers! But seriously, I think 1-2 a day is pretty average for someone in their early 20s. If you really want to stop though, you’re going to have to build self discipline through your priorities. Every time my spidey senses tingled id repeat to myself ‘it is the nature of the wise to resist pleasures, but a fool to be a slave to them’ then I’d ask myself if I was a fool.
Get a gf so you don't have to choke the chicken anymore
only 1-2 a day? Jeetz how is that possible? I cannot not jerk off every 3 hours working from home
If you blow yourself that figure can increase exponentially
Lmao what is wrong with you
Only one solution - keep beating it my friend
OP here, I've successfully gotten it down to one a day and sheesh those nuts are good
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