Screw Jp Morgan

as if manipulating the metals markets and doing all sorts of shady crap wasn't enough. you guys ruined football too. absolute scum of earth

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Apr 19, 2021 - 11:50am

Give it time. It'll backfire. The project is awfully planned, the backlash is massive. I have read almost every argument in favour and every single one of them can be simplified with short-sighted greed.

- ''We need it to compete with the NBA and China''. LOLwut? The Champions League final has already more actual viewers than that. And I'm not even touching the World Cup final.

- Kids don't want to see ManUtd against Wolverhampton, at the PlayStation they already play ManUtd vs Real Madrid.

Kids like to win the Champions League with Vaduz on FIFA or PES.

- It's dumb to pay a footballer 100 mil a year for 4-5 big matches in a season.

Big matches are big because they are rare. If you have Juventus - Barcelona 4 times a year, every year, it's nothing special.

Seriously, dumb.

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Apr 19, 2021 - 5:13pm

Bro you ARE a bottom 14 team. You literally said you're an Arsenal fan, of course youd like this.

Apr 21, 2021 - 5:06am

3 days later, German teams and PSG not joining, English teams pulling out, out of fans pressure.

It'd be amazing if we had someone from JPM who worked on this and why they thought it'd be a good idea.

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Apr 21, 2021 - 10:23am

highly doubt the financing package was unsecured - probably got a shit ton of collateral in case things go tits up e.g. right now

either way they win...

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Apr 19, 2021 - 1:47pm

Mate, AC Milan fan here, it's a fair pact among honest football fans: if our teams are in it, we will no longer support them or give them our money. If they do it for greed, they will die for it. Big football teams are already in (temporary) financial difficulties because of Covid. We boycott their stupid project, they all go bankrupt.

I don't care. The beauty of football is seeing Leicester winning the Premier League, a random third division club kicking out Real Madrid from Copa del Rey. Champions League is the best of the best, every season, not nobility by birthright. Commercialization is already ruining the game, see that shitty Brazilian team in 2014.

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Apr 21, 2021 - 2:43am

mate Gazidis is straight up bad news - 100% sure he brokered this (although its not like Elliott would've passed on this anyways)

quite liked him before this whole ESL mess since he cleaned up our finances real good but now I see why arsenal fans wanted him gone...

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Apr 19, 2021 - 5:10pm

Worst women in Western Europe by far. Idgaf

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Apr 24, 2021 - 5:25pm

This is the first time i am seeing a Nigerian link here, are you Nigerian or is that site more popular than I thought 

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Apr 19, 2021 - 1:51pm

Let's not forget that Dimon used both "latinx" and "carbon" in his most recent shareholder letter for the first time. That offsets anything else. 

Apr 19, 2021 - 5:12pm

The cowardice of the most powerful CEOs in the US is truly astounding. And he even whined about the situation in the country. He's responsible.

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Apr 21, 2021 - 2:44am

Lingardinho has the big clubs shitting themselves

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