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Underwhelming.

I'm presuming I'm not the only one in this boat, but I wasn't able to partake even if I had wanted to because I have a drug test for SA coming up fairly soon.

Who else is with me?

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So easy to flush your system for SA drug tests. Just saying, of course I didn't take part in any 4/20 festivities ;)

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Look up the video of UC Boulder on 4/20. I have never seen anything like it.

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happypantsmcgeeLook up the video of UC Boulder on 4/20. I have never seen anything like it.

Yea that was different, I liked how the cops just kind of stood there keeping the peace. They didnt even arrest that crazy ass kid who climbed up to the top of that tree.

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Why would there be festivities for Hitler's birthday? Are you all anti-Semites or something?

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Are you kidding? Boulder was nothing Cap Hill in Denver was where the party was at. Not that I was there or would ever go to such a horrendous showing.

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