Dude, you talk about it like BO chicks have down syndrome or something.

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D M:
Dude, you talk about it like BO chicks have down syndrome or something.

+1

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
D M:
Dude, you talk about it like BO chicks have down syndrome or something.

YOU say it like it's wrong to bang chicks with down's... Scientific literature says they are very carnal and affectionate

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Argonaut:
D M:
Dude, you talk about it like BO chicks have down syndrome or something.

YOU say it like it's wrong to bang chicks with down's... Scientific literature says they are very carnal and affectionate

So wrong in just so many ways

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
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If your criteria for chasing after a chick is based on job/income before looks/personality, you might just want to come out of the closet. BO/HR chicks are generally far hotter than FO chicks and nicer as well.

Also, as a general rule it's a bad idea to fuck with someone based on job title: I briefly worked with a BO guy reputed to be related to a purported mobster, and I truly pity the FO toolbox that pisses him off......

Get busy living
 

Well I'm glad we're on the same page there at least haha

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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