What’s the weirdest compliment you’ve ever gotten?
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What's the weirdest compliment you've ever received? Let's hear them now
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I was walking home one day and this random lady told me I have nice eyebrows and I should walk with my head up to let people see them.
A few years back I went out clubbing with a mixed group of friends (London). Then this dude comes up to our group, thought he'd hit on our resident fake barbie. But instead he comes to me and wanted my number. I am not into guys, but the compliment was that this guy was really, really attractive and the girls were only talking about him for the rest of the night. The girls even wanted to get to know him, but that was a pointless avenue for them.
Edit: Never mind, kinda misread the post.
Whenever I get blood drawn the nurse or whoever more often than not will say 'you have beautiful veins'. Strange if you don't consider the context
They're totally vampires. Sexy nurse vampires.
My gf at that time (now wife) told me also that, many years ago. She is a doctor, so probably was not meant as a compliment, but as a professional observation ha ha!
Yeah, better go for the hot nurse cliché!
How often are you getting blood drawn?
"I don't care about your looks. I like you for your personality." This has been said to me by 3 or so former gfs. Women don't realize that it's the least sexy thing they could say to a man.
Did they say it because you're ugly and wanted to make you feel better? Or because they really meant it?
Not to make me feel better. As an unsolicited statement of fact. "Yeah, that was a funny episode. Ya know, I don't even care about your looks. I like you for your personality." They think it's a compliment, but no man--or woman, for that matter--wants to be told they are not desired at all for their physical contributions. It's an unintentional, back-handed compliment. Ladies, don't say that to a man. Just don't.
Is that because you're not particularly handsome or is it because you're a very good looking guy and your GFs didn't want to come off as being shallow? Both happens btw.
1) is more sincere. and 2) is more like "Wow Milton is crazyyy hot but I don't want him to think that I'm a shallow girl who only cares about looks."
Let's put it this way, zero women have ever complimented my appearance (with the exception of a few "drunk goggle" moments).
“You’re fugly but at least you pay for drinks”
i didnt realize GS hired fuglies? Never seen one there in my experience. Screw those chicks you're probably handsome af dude
From a good friend: "You're fat, but you carry it well." Made my day.
"You´re weird, but kinda cute" - that girl in summer camp whose name I can´t remember and who took off her shoes and walked barefoot on the streets drenched in warm summer rain as our group walked through the small town we were visiting. Somehow, I can´t get that girl out of my head. I wonder where she is right now?
"You're the highest functioning autistic person I've ever met."
the ultimate compliment tbh
"You have a nice neck"
"Nice balls".
"You have nice nails"
Your eyelashes are beautiful by guys/girls.
It's a pretty normal compliment until you realize i am a straight guy
I get this a lot as a straight male also.
Yeah I get this too. I have long thick eyelashes.
A girl once complimented me on them during a fling in South America and the next morning she was convinced I got up in the middle of the night and used her eyelash curler. I definitely didn’t - lol - that would be wack. She was a makeup artist from LA.
you're hot and cold at the same time - only realised what it meant a year or two later
I´ve heard that I have very soft hands from males and females.
I've also gotten this. And then guys make jokes about using a lot of lotion for a certain activity. Now I just try to pretend I'm a hand model since it's only ever said to me when shaking hands as an intro at parties.
years ago while my mouth was pried open and I was getting a cleaning at the dentist, the hygienist said I had "the most beautiful frontals" while stroking the cleft of my upper lip and pushing her cans into my left ear. I was uncomfortable.
dental boobs are a thing - I think they clearly know what they are doing
That dentist place was 100% women, including some rockets, but the one pushing into my ear was a complete wagon
In 7-8th grade, the hot lesbian girl at school told me that I have a nice ass while waiting in line for lunch.
I did not know how to react.
Trying to explain my reasoning to a content-light VP.
He listens for a couple of minutes, then puts his hand on my shoulder and chuckles:
"You're a real bullshitter as well, man"
Never felt more part of the club.
"you would be a great bottom"
I've heard this since I was in high school. Gay guys have no shame and it has been said to me in front of other people. Why is it that gay men can say just about anything and its hilarious, but a guy could never say 'I wanna f-her right in the p----y' and have it ever be ok in a group of people?
Not a verbal compliment but visited China when I was ~8 and there were multiple groups of 20 something year old local women that stopped my parents to ask if they could take a picture with me (?? they thought I looked "exotic/cute" or some shit when im literally just half white half asian). Also went to c some film on that trip and another native sitting in the row directly behind me was telling my parents how cute I was and tried to pet my hair. Felt like a zoo animal at the time but funny as fuck reflecting back.
"You ears are so beatiful and big that I want to hang my coat". It wasn't adressed to me but to my friend.
Not PC but here goes.
Bouncing at a LGBT bar during college.
Male Customer: "I'll give you $2,000 to sleep with you"
Me: "Didn't you offer my friend the other bouncer $5,000 last night?"
Male Customer: "Yes, but your butt isn't as nice as his"
Did you accept his offer ?
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