“Too many monkey shits thrown at you”

Photo of the new monkey shit pop up
This is counterproductive, or at the very least needs serious tweaking. There are enough trolls and morons on this forum that any semi-visible post or reply - i.e., a good one made by someone who actually knows what they're talking about - is going to get hit with a few MS, in addition to the SBs. Then, said person is unable to vote down idiocy (in that thread or others) spewed by said trolls and/or morons.  

I have a >10x SB/MS ratio, yet am almost never able to MS some of the insanely bad 'advice' I see, simply because, if I'm here, there's a near-certain chance I've responded to something in the last 24 hours (and gotten an MS or two).

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  • Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
Jun 6, 2021 - 7:39pm

I hope someone flings monkey shit at you in real life, and then when you go to work there it is: monkey shit smeared all of your desk. When you try and dance with a girl at the club she gets monkey shit out of her purse and hurls it at you too. From now on you will be called the monkey shit boy and there is nothing you can do

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Jun 6, 2021 - 7:56pm

I hope someone flings monkey shit at you in real life, and then when you go to work there it is: monkey shit smeared all of your desk. When you try and dance with a girl at the club she gets monkey shit out of her purse and hurls it at you too. From now on you will be called the monkey shit boy and there is nothing you can do

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  • Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
Jun 7, 2021 - 3:13am

Have another one - let's see if the function also works for a week or a month

Jul 30, 2021 - 3:35pm

Pizz

Yes, I will be soon facing this problem too at the rate of MS i keep getting undeservedly 

I am surprised that you get so much money shit, your comments are usually very funny.  May be you comment in forums that I do not participate.  

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Jul 30, 2021 - 3:16pm

Show your name, coward.

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.

Jul 30, 2021 - 3:34pm

You should take monkey shit too seriously.  Your life does not change at all based on monkey shit.  I have to be right up there with most monkey shit received.

I would like to see the ability to post anonymously eliminated.  

Sep 10, 2021 - 8:29pm

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