I was screening for new l/s ideas yesterday and forgot to filter market cap. Some hilarity ensued, and having a minute this morning, I figured I would share this collection of monkey shit. Yes, these are/were real companies and you can look them up on Cap IQ if you want.
5. Reality Racing (OTCPK: RRGI)
Would love to know the story behind this one...
4. MarilynJean Interactive (OTCPK: MJMI)
Sounds fishy to me.....
3. Professional Diversity Network (NasdaqCM: IPDN)
If you weren't sick to the back teeth about being brow beaten constantly about diversity, you can now invest in it...
2. H3Enterprises (OTCPK: HTRE)
This link says it all:
- Bigfoot Project Investments, Inc. (OTCBB: BGFT)
Yeah yeah before you start getting off in the comments about how only 8% floats... the market cap is still as stupid as the pursuit
PS efficient markets my ass... and before you start stroking yourself to how well you did on your last finance exam and start lecturing me about market cap & liquidity vs. efficiency go to your local grocery store, buy some Freshpet (NasdaqGM: FRPT) dog food for $80, eat it, and then you go put your money in a company that sells human grade dog food at 50x TEV/EBITDA
Have nice day.