Walmart superday

Made it to final rounds of Walmart superday!! Yay so excited, but also nervous.

I hope they place me in a good group like electronics and not the grocery department which is for scrubs lol.

For you fellow monkeys who are still on the grind, I am living proof that hard work pays off hehe.

Btw, what are the exit opps like?

Cheers

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alright i thought this was stupid at first but then for whatever reason i laughed the second time i read it

looking for that pick-me-up to power through an all-nighter?
 
monty09
nhlfanCongrats, dude. Are you coming out of a Target?

or from Target?

had to...too easy..hahaha

hahahahaha ah thats too good

looking for that pick-me-up to power through an all-nighter?
 
monty09
nhlfanCongrats, dude. Are you coming out of a Target?

or from Target?

had to...too easy..hahaha

Monty, I am surprised you missed that nhlfan already implied the joke by giving "target" a capital "T"...thus implying the company.

But good effort.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
monty09
nhlfanCongrats, dude. Are you coming out of a Target?

or from Target?

had to...too easy..hahaha

Wtf? Nhlfan had already made the joke.

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This is actually pretty funny.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

Damn, I use the "Target" pun quite often when engaging in conversations with actual target kids. It sucks to be semi-target...

I win here, I win there...
 
spread.the.spreadDamn, I use the "Target" pun quite often when engaging in conversations with actual target kids. It sucks to be semi-target...

our school is essentially a non target...

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Funny and congrats man!

All the groups are pretty solid but try and get placed in the hunting and apparel group. Deal flow is really picking up this season and great exit ops into flannel based private equity funds.

 
BrownyAce89Made it to final rounds of Walmart superday!! Yay so excited, but also nervous.

I hope they place me in a good group like electronics and not the grocery department which is for scrubs lol.

For you fellow monkeys who are still on the grind, I am living proof that hard work pays off hehe.

Btw, what are the exit opps like?

Cheers

By the time you get promoted your best exit opp will likely be an internal transfer to "Door Greeter".

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

The only gain you'll see from working at Wal-Mart is in the detergent aisle.

 

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