Made it to final rounds of Walmart superday!! Yay so excited, but also nervous.
I hope they place me in a good group like electronics and not the grocery department which is for scrubs lol.
For you fellow monkeys who are still on the grind, I am living proof that hard work pays off hehe.
Btw, what are the exit opps like?
Cheers
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alright i thought this was stupid at first but then for whatever reason i laughed the second time i read it
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You know some people actually have to work at wal-mart to support their family. Elitist fucks.
they are looking for a few energy traders right... no bullshit
Congrats, dude. Are you coming out of a Target?
or from Target?
had to...too easy..hahaha
hahahahaha ah thats too good
Monty, I am surprised you missed that nhlfan already implied the joke by giving "target" a capital "T"...thus implying the company.
But good effort.
Regards
Wtf? Nhlfan had already made the joke.
This is actually pretty funny.
^HA!!! very nice.
Damn, I use the "Target" pun quite often when engaging in conversations with actual target kids. It sucks to be semi-target...
our school is essentially a non target...
Funny and congrats man!
All the groups are pretty solid but try and get placed in the hunting and apparel group. Deal flow is really picking up this season and great exit ops into flannel based private equity funds.
Congrats! Here's what you have to look forward to:
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?page_id=9804
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You guys are hating on wal-mart. That company has some awesome opportunities. It's quickly expanding in emerging markets, especially with it's pending acquisition of South Africa's Massmart
isn't walmart the largest company in the world in terms of revenue? you might get a huge bonus next year
I actually laughed :(
By the time you get promoted your best exit opp will likely be an internal transfer to "Door Greeter".
Regards
I hear Walmart OPS pay is not bad. Tier 1 bonus is a Bottle of organic Clorox cleaner, that will not be as rough on your skin when you clean the bathrooms.
The only gain you'll see from working at Wal-Mart is in the detergent aisle.
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