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Is it worth wearing under my suit pants for the extra shape it gives me? Will the illusion of having perfectly sculpted ass cheeks help set me apart from my competition?
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Yes
No, but using the word allusion in place of illusion will.
Sidenote: Those cheeks look photoshopped
Why not get some padding to make your pussy stand out more while your at it.
yes and you should do some ass beer/liquor bongs before the interview
lol @ heister
Wouldn't butt chugging liquor kill you? I feel like that would seriously hurt your chances of getting a second round. From what I've heard, corpses are considered a semi-target at best.
You must be really attractive
Now this is quality trolling, teach those other douches how it's done!
I looked quick at your user name and thought it said rawdog23
hahaha, couple it with a manssiere and you have quite the combo
I laughed before I even clicked on the thread.
ha!
I've seen a friend bong EC, it was so depressing, vomited 3 seconds after and had to be taken to the hospital
Here's the real question - would you really want to work at a place that only hired you because you wore an "assbra" to the interview?
I don't think you know what a target is.
And butt chugging liquor can kill you, but it won't necessarily. I've been in AA meetings (judge made me yo) where dudes talked about doing that when they couldn't get mouth drunk anymore.
sorta
No, here's the real question - what were you searching for that brought you to a two year old thread on ass bras?
Touché
hahah
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