Wearing an ass bra to interviews?

http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/08/this_ass_b…

Is it worth wearing under my suit pants for the extra shape it gives me? Will the illusion of having perfectly sculpted ass cheeks help set me apart from my competition?

 
mfoste1:
yes and you should do some ass beer/liquor bongs before the interview

lol @ heister

Wouldn't butt chugging liquor kill you? I feel like that would seriously hurt your chances of getting a second round. From what I've heard, corpses are considered a semi-target at best.

 

I looked quick at your user name and thought it said rawdog23

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
reddog23:
mfoste1:

yes and you should do some ass beer/liquor bongs before the interview

lol @ heister

Wouldn't butt chugging liquor kill you?
I feel like that would seriously hurt your chances of getting a second round.
From what I've heard, corpses are considered a semi-target at best.

I don't think you know what a target is.

And butt chugging liquor can kill you, but it won't necessarily. I've been in AA meetings (judge made me yo) where dudes talked about doing that when they couldn't get mouth drunk anymore.

"Mr. Perkins poses an extreme risk to the market when drunk."
 
NYCbandar:

Here's the real question - would you really want to work at a place that only hired you because you wore an "assbra" to the interview?

sorta

"Mr. Perkins poses an extreme risk to the market when drunk."
 
NYCbandar:

Here's the real question - would you really want to work at a place that only hired you because you wore an "assbra" to the interview?

No, here's the real question - what were you searching for that brought you to a two year old thread on ass bras?

 
frank_reynolds:
NYCbandar:

Here's the real question - would you really want to work at a place that only hired you because you wore an "assbra" to the interview?

No, here's the real question - what were you searching for that brought you to a two year old thread on ass bras?

hahah

 

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