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Out of frustration?

"I do not think that there is any other quality so essential to success of any kind as the quality of perseverance. It overcomes almost everything, even nature."
 

I've always wondered about this one. One of the chicks that comes into my bar has the most high pitched voices I've ever seen. After a few drinks, it comes down. I don't know if I should ask her or what the deal is. I've been pretty good about figuring a lot of things out about a lot of people....but I'm stumped on this one.

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I've always wondered about this one. One of the chicks that comes into my bar has the most high pitched voices I've ever seen. After a few drinks, it comes down. I don't know if I should ask her or what the deal is. I've been pretty good about figuring a lot of things out about a lot of people....but I'm stumped on this one.

It sounds like she is trying to be sexy.

 

Could be that shes actually a dude and after a few drinks he/she forgets to keep his/her voice high.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

They want something. It could be you, but it's probably not.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

I hate that shit. I hate girls that try to literally sound like they're 12 years old. It's strange, and a huge turnoff. I prefer grown women, thanks.

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."
 

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