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What types of cologne do you guys wear?

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I'm having trouble deciding which cologne to get. I'm gonna buy some samples to see which one I like more. Which one do you guys like?

I heard Creed is really good (especially Green Irish Tweed)

http://www.ebay.com/itm/251183791023?ssPageName=ST...
or

Clive Christian

http://www.ebay.com/itm/CLIVE-CHRISTIAN-1872-EAU-D...
Too pretentious?

Comments (205)

Nov 13, 2012

never heard of clive christian however I definitely don't want to smell like lavender and sage... I just wear the classic D&G... Do you want to know what brand of nail polish I use too? (since you asked -> O.P.I.)

Oct 22, 2017

I like sharp and spicy fragrances, big fan of Kenzo, some Hugo Boss, Gucci has some nice ones too, or classic Calvin Klein cant go wrong

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Dec 21, 2017

Completely agree. I wear Dolce & Gabanna cologne and it works out great.

Nov 13, 2012

none

Did you fly over my helmet?

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Nov 13, 2012

Giorgio Armani Aqua Di Gio. Got the set as a gift nearly 2 years ago from a coworker, and still going strong. From Macys

No contract means I have all the power. They want me, but they can't have me. - Don Draper

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Nov 13, 2012

Gucci (Man?) by Gucci. It's in a black bottle, silver cap. Pretty strong, but very good for a night out.

D&G The One. A bit less strong than the Gucci, reminds me of tobacco, leather and prefteej. I usually wear it to more formal occasions.

One Million by Paco Rabanne. Lighter than the rest, some fruity notes. Usually my daily spray-n-go cologne, tends to draw quite a few compliments.

They'll all run you roughly $60-$80 a pop.

I'd recommend you just go to Macy's, Sephora, etc and spend some time at the cologne counter.

Protip: Ask for coffee beans and sniff them often. Otherwise, your nose will be overpowered after 2-3 different scents.

Nov 13, 2012

i wear: mUST by: MeyeKOCK

My drinkin' problem left today, she packed up all her bags and walked away.

Best Response
Nov 13, 2012

Sex Panther

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Nov 13, 2012

This.

Nov 13, 2012
SECfinance:

Sex Panther

Mmm... it burns the nostrils.... but in a good way. OMG What is that smell? "It smells like Big Foot's Dick!"

Nov 13, 2012

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Nov 13, 2012

Macy's: Your fragrance destination.

Seriously though, Lacoste is good. Also, The Beach by Calvin Klein.

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Dec 19, 2017

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Nov 14, 2012

Wear something light.

The best thing for you is to keep good hygiene habits. Having no smell is better than having some smell, even if it smells good to some. The thing you've got to understand is that, not all people consider a certain cologne as a good smell. So your best bet is to have no smell at all.

It is not about the title that you have, it is about how much money that you have.

Nov 14, 2012

Ferragamo, Burberry, and some lighter Versace. I like Burberry...

"That dude is so haole, he don't even have any breath left."

Nov 14, 2012

Green Irish Tweed

Here to learn and hopefully pass on some knowledge as well. SB if I helped.

Nov 14, 2012

What ever you do, don't over do it. Girls can smell d-bags coming...

Dec 12, 2012
Sassy:

What ever you do, don't over do it. Girls can smell d-bags coming...

Good point. This is why I do not use it.

Nov 14, 2012

Good hygiene and deodorant trump cologne. Unless you smell bad, it's unnecessary.

Nov 14, 2012

Hermes baby! Smells like flowery sandalwood and it is not the most common scent so it's a little intriguing. Think it is like $80 a go

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Nov 14, 2012

Honestly, if you have a good girl friend take her with you to Saks. It's really how each cologne mixes with your body. You can't try them all on but find a few you really like and see if they work on you. I know a lot of guys who don't wear any and it works for them. They smell sexy without it.

Nov 14, 2012

Elite from Floris and Bulgari Soir. Dior Higher Energy for more casual days

Nov 14, 2012

After shave bro. Cologne is nothing but downside risk.

Nov 14, 2012

Yves Saint Laurent La Nuit de l'Homme

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Nov 16, 2012

I wear no cologne, just Old Spice high endurance original scent. Girls say I smell great.

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Nov 20, 2012
meekrab:

I wear no cologne, just Old Spice high endurance original scent. Girls say I smell great.

Well said, same and same.

Nov 16, 2012

Eau de Balsac

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Nov 16, 2012

None, let the shower do the talkin (but you should probably wear some deodorant too, just in case, i don't know, you sweat ever)

Nov 16, 2012

Anyone else miss the days when everyone just wore Axe?
No?
Me neither

Nov 18, 2012

The most common mistake people make is buying cologne that is not suitable for the season. There are fragrances that are more suitable for fall/winter weather and others that are more suitable for spring/summer weather. If you work in a warm climate, I recommend wearing the spring/summer fragrances while wearing a fall/winter fragrance every once in a while to mix it up. I also recommend using AMAZON to purchase cologne, it is much, much cheaper.

Recommendations for fall/winter fragrances usually have some sort of deep wood smell, cardamom, or cinnamon in them; Hermes (Terre D'Hermes), Tom Ford (Oud Wood, Arabic Wood), Dupont (Noir), Salvatore Ferragamo (Incanto)

Recommendations for spring/summer fragrances usually have some bright, colorful smell, usually citrus-y and light; Lacoste (the Red one is excellent), Ralph Lauren (the Red color, #2 I think, is excellent), Paco Robanne (1 Million), Montblanc (Individuel is good)

Greed is Good.

Nov 20, 2012
konig:

The most common mistake people make is buying cologne that is not suitable for the season. There are fragrances that are more suitable for fall/winter weather and others that are more suitable for spring/summer weather. If you work in a warm climate, I recommend wearing the spring/summer fragrances while wearing a fall/winter fragrance every once in a while to mix it up. I also recommend using AMAZON to purchase cologne, it is much, much cheaper.

Recommendations for fall/winter fragrances usually have some sort of deep wood smell, cardamom, or cinnamon in them; Hermes (Terre D'Hermes), Tom Ford (Oud Wood, Arabic Wood), Dupont (Noir), Salvatore Ferragamo (Incanto)

Recommendations for spring/summer fragrances usually have some bright, colorful smell, usually citrus-y and light; Lacoste (the Red one is excellent), Ralph Lauren (the Red color, #2 I think, is excellent), Paco Robanne (1 Million), Montblanc (Individuel is good)

This. I wear Wall Street by Victor in the Fall & Winter (http://www.basenotes.net/ID26121686.html) its a pretty distinguished retro scent that is definitely more formal than casual.

I actually just stick with A&F Fierce in the Spring & Summer...on the rare occasion something formal comes up I'll reach for the Bleue by Issey Miyake (http://www.basenotes.net/ID26123450.html).
I also second konig's amazon suggestion, I buy all my stuff via ebay and have never paid more than $50 for a bottle. In fact, I have made nearly $2000 selling cologne on that same website.

Nov 21, 2012
Dec 16, 2017

I like this choice, highly underrated and should definitely be considered by anyone in the workforce.

Nov 23, 2012

Tom Ford by Tom Ford in the Fall/Winter. Tom Ford Grey Vetiver in the Spring/Summer.

Nov 25, 2012

Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male

"The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark."

Nov 25, 2012

Yves Saint Laurent L'Homme

Nov 25, 2012

Some of you guys take cologne way too seriously.

I just shower at least once daily and use nice-smelling soap. Don't need cologne and moreover, don't want people to note my "smell", good or bad.

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Dec 3, 2012

I have a ton but it basically goes like this: Winter- Hanae Mori, John Varvatos Spring- Creed Royal Oud, Versace Man Summer- Kiton, Creed Aventus Fall-Hermes, Burberry Brit.... Probably my absolute favorite is Aventus, although it's a tad pricey.

Dec 5, 2012

Creed hands down, the ladies love it. Aventus, Green Irish Tweed, Vevitver (sp?), and Neroli Sauvage are my personal favorites.

Dec 12, 2012

I only started wearing cologne when I got an electric razor and thus stopped using aftershave though. If you shave with a blade just get some nice sandalwood aftershave, soothing and smells good.

Dec 13, 2012

Kouros...

Dec 15, 2012

I know Aqua Di Gio is amazing but nearly EVERYONE has it now a days...

Dec 16, 2012

Aqua di gio is great - I've gotten a lot of compliments wearing it. But a lot of people definitely wear this... anything Salvatore Ferragamo is good

Dec 16, 2012

Paco Rabanne 1 Million.

Dec 16, 2012

success donald trump

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Dec 18, 2012

Armani Mania, bishes love it.

Dec 26, 2012

Right now I have ADG and some crappy Nautica stuff, and of couse old spice and some aftershave.

Looking to buy something else, but not looking to spend a lot money. So many options.

May 21, 2014

gucci

May 22, 2014

Fierce by Abercrombie (cliche, I know).

"The illegal we do immediately; the unconstitutional takes a little longer."

May 22, 2014

Winter: Burberry London, Boss Bottled
Summer: Lacoste Essential, Dior Homme Sport
Spring/Fall: Versace (The Dreamer), Armani Code

Mr.Mathie | Ideas are nothing without execution - Jeux de Commerce Central

May 23, 2014
Mr.Mathie:

Winter: Burberry London, Boss Bottled

Summer: Lacoste Essential, Dior Homme Sport

Spring/Fall: Versace (The Dreamer), Armani Code

Yo shout out for The Dreamer. Girls LOVE The Dreamer

"That dude is so haole, he don't even have any breath left."

May 23, 2014

Tiffany Sport

May 23, 2014

Polo Double Black + old spice deodorant, lethal combination.

May 24, 2014

Eau Sauvage, Dior... it was the best, it is the best and it will always be the best. A timeless jewel!

May 24, 2014

Get vulva cologne. You don't even need ladies and already smell like a vagina.

May 27, 2014

Terre d'hermes, A subtle smell without stinking up the entire room, and when people smell you they are surprised in all the best ways.

May 28, 2014

do you guys wear cologne as a summer analyst?

May 28, 2014

No.

Mar 29, 2018

...

May 29, 2014

Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille
Creed Original Santal
Yves Saint Laurent La Nuit de l'Homme
Ralph Lauren Black
Acqua di Gio
Tom Ford For Men
Brooks Brothers New York

plus a few others. Top 2 are my staples

May 31, 2014

Aqua Velva or GTFO!

May 31, 2016

Noticed when I stopped wearing cologne I was actually getting more girls and about the same number of compliments on how i smell. If you don't have BO don't buy any.

Jun 6, 2016

I wear Axe Chocolate ;)

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

Oct 18, 2017

I bought my boyfriend this cologne for his birthday and it smells exactly like Creed-Aventus! Jordan Belfort fragrance is half the price of Creed Aventus, long lasting and smells truly amazing! I would 100% recommend this cologne to anyone.

Oct 22, 2017

Thank God someone brought this thread back from the dead. If any of you are interested in starting to wear perfumes, check out the Basenote forums. They have pretty much anything perfume related. Not an advertisement, but just mentioning for the few users who are looking to learn more about the perfume/fragrance industry.

I like Creed's Aventus, but runner ups would probably be Tom Ford's Tobacco Vanille, Oud Wood, Neroli portofino. YSL's la nuit de l'homme is okay, but I find myself reaching for Aventus more often. It has gotten very popular in the past few years. Did you know Aventus was created for Napoleon?

Nov 2, 2017

Ralph Lauren Black

Nov 3, 2017

A couple of drops of cheap Talisker... or Aqua di parma

Nov 24, 2017
Dec 15, 2017

Hugo Boss Calvin Klein and Kenzo are my favourite

Dec 22, 2017

Mambo #5

Dec 22, 2017

Ethereal godliness

Dec 22, 2017

Great post, btw

Dec 22, 2017
dorsia reservations:

Sex panther.

Has real bits of panther. Illegal in [9] countries. SB for u bro

Dec 22, 2017
dorsia reservations:

Sex panther.

They've done studies you know; 60% of the time, it works, every time.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy

Dec 22, 2017

farenheit

Dec 22, 2017

I used to wear Chrome in college. Got random compliments from random girls, so I stuck by it just because I figured the "If it ain't broke, don't fix" mantra applied quite nicely to this situation.

" A recession is when other people lose their job, a depression is when you lose your job. "

Dec 22, 2017

Canali for Men

Dec 22, 2017

This year:
-Paco Robanne , 1 Million (Summer/Spring)
-Burberry Weekend (Summer/Spring)
-Ralph Lauren #2 (Summer/Spring), #4 (Winter/Fall)
-Hermes Cardamom (Winter/Fall)

Tip: Choose your cologne for the season, preferable 2-3 per cycle (Summer/Spring and Winter/Fall( so you dont get bored of the smell. Fruity (lol), energetic smells are for the summer/spring cycle, while strong, frankincense and cardamom-like smells are much more suited for the Winter/Fall cycle.

:)

Greed is Good.

Dec 22, 2017
konig:

This year:
-Paco Robanne , 1 Million (Summer/Spring)
-Burberry Weekend (Summer/Spring)
-Ralph Lauren #2 (Summer/Spring), #4 (Winter/Fall)
-Hermes Cardamom (Winter/Fall)

Tip: Choose your cologne for the season, preferable 2-3 per cycle (Summer/Spring and Winter/Fall( so you dont get bored of the smell. Fruity (lol), energetic smells are for the summer/spring cycle, while strong, frankincense and cardamom-like smells are much more suited for the Winter/Fall cycle.

:)

weekend is wonderful.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee

WSO is not your personal search function.

Dec 22, 2017
konig:

This year:
-Paco Robanne , 1 Million (Summer/Spring)
-Burberry Weekend (Summer/Spring)
-Ralph Lauren #2 (Summer/Spring), #4 (Winter/Fall)
-Hermes Cardamom (Winter/Fall)

Tip: Choose your cologne for the season, preferable 2-3 per cycle (Summer/Spring and Winter/Fall( so you dont get bored of the smell. Fruity (lol), energetic smells are for the summer/spring cycle, while strong, frankincense and cardamom-like smells are much more suited for the Winter/Fall cycle.

:)

Thanks. I'll check Weekend out. I was always a huge fan of Burberry Brti, so I have high hopes for Weekend.

Regards

Dec 22, 2017
konig:

This year:
-Paco Robanne , 1 Million (Summer/Spring)
-Burberry Weekend (Summer/Spring)
-Ralph Lauren #2 (Summer/Spring), #4 (Winter/Fall)
-Hermes Cardamom (Winter/Fall)

Tip: Choose your cologne for the season, preferable 2-3 per cycle (Summer/Spring and Winter/Fall( so you dont get bored of the smell. Fruity (lol), energetic smells are for the summer/spring cycle, while strong, frankincense and cardamom-like smells are much more suited for the Winter/Fall cycle.

:)

Konig, I've read a lot of your posts. You are way to cool/intelligent to be Saudi/Muslims. Are you really an Arab?

Dec 22, 2017

Armani Code Black

Dec 22, 2017

Musk, beer, and regret

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

Dec 22, 2017

Mr. Burgundy we will be honored if you will play "yazz" flute for us

Dec 22, 2017

You don't wear sex panther, sex panther wears you!

Dec 22, 2017

YSL, Chanel Egoiste

all aside from work, wear these out and girls will be on you like that axe commercial. These two fragrances have worked wonders....

Dec 22, 2017

i smell like shame and regret.. so axe tornado and pussy

I'm making it up as I go along.

Dec 22, 2017

BF - would you consider yourself the Andy Bernard of WSO

Dec 22, 2017
DurbanDiMangus:

BF - would you consider yourself the Andy Bernard of WSO

Haha how do I relate to Andy

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee

WSO is not your personal search function.

Dec 22, 2017
cphbravo96:

What do you smell like?

Like your girlfriend.

Dec 22, 2017
the_red_baron:
cphbravo96:

What do you smell like?

Like your girlfriend.

Smelling like your mom is gross bro

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

Dec 22, 2017
the_red_baron:
cphbravo96:

What do you smell like?

Like your girlfriend.

Boxed wine and cigarettes?!?

Regards

Dec 22, 2017

I smell like sweat beneath my belly.

Dec 22, 2017

Napalm... but only in the morning.

Dec 22, 2017

happy, we know about your wit alright, but probably cphbravo96 is old enough to fend for himself. He must be if he's dating old ladies.

Dec 22, 2017
the_red_baron:

happy, we know about your wit alright, but probably cphbravo96 is old enough to fend for himself. He must be if he's dating old ladies.

Hit a nerve apparently...

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

Dec 22, 2017
the_red_baron:

happy, we know about your wit alright, but probably cphbravo96 is old enough to fend for himself. He must be if he's dating old ladies.

I can fend for myself, but it's nice to know I have some backup.

Regards

Dec 22, 2017

Bleu de Chanel & L'eau D'issey Pour Homme

Dec 22, 2017

Tom Ford.

"Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a Champion" - Muhammad Ali

Dec 22, 2017

Sex and candy

Dec 22, 2017

Abercrombie Fierce.

Dec 22, 2017

Curry.

Dec 22, 2017

Dior's Hypnotic Poison. Have to say that Burberry's London scent is my favorite for men.

Dec 22, 2017

Emporio Armani Night - for going out
Chanel Platinum - w/ girls/dates/smashing
He Wood - DSquared - everyday cologne

"Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns or dollars."

Dec 22, 2017

I go with Acqua de Gio and some other Armani

Dec 22, 2017

Terre d'Hermes- Still have mine from 06/07 (?) and it's amazing, I doubt the product has gone downhill any

Dec 22, 2017

Old Spice is ftw.

Dec 22, 2017

1) The one - dolce & gabbana: this one is classy and lasts all day

2) Issey Miyaki - smells very clean and fresh

3) L'homme by yves saint laurent - also long lasting and guaranteed to get compliments

Dec 22, 2017

You guys must smell like ass if you wear cologne to work. Just saying.

People tend to think life is a race with other people. They don't realize that every moment they spend sprinting towards the finish line is a moment they lose permanently, and a moment closer to their death.

Dec 22, 2017
rickyross:

You guys must smell like ass if you wear cologne to work. Just saying.

whats wrong with wanting to smell good? Do you wear nice clothes only if you look ugly? douchebag.

Dec 22, 2017

bourbon, cigarettes and p*ssy

Dec 22, 2017

yves saint laurent- la nuit de l'homme

dum vivimus vivamus

Dec 22, 2017

dior homme
chanel antaeus
gaultier le malle

cohiba cigar smoke, sometimes

whoever is not wearing cologne go out there and get some

Dec 22, 2017

Davidoff Cool Water Eau De Toilette for weekdays (until Thursday)
Aramis Gentleman's Collection New West Pour Homme for Fridays
Carolina Herrera 212 Homme Eau De Toilette for the weekends

Still I Rise

Dec 22, 2017

Axe body spray.......

Dec 22, 2017

How did I miss this thread? What a shitshow. And Brut...by Faberge.

Dec 22, 2017

Serious answer:
Creed Green Irish Tweed
Varvatos Vintage
Fragonard Concerto

Dec 22, 2017

AXE, hangover, and guilt

Great post though, now I'm going to look around for some cologne!

Dec 22, 2017

Creed is amazing, though the price tag is a bit on the high side imho.

I've never really been a big fan of Axe, to be honest. The smell seems to be really... unrefined, I guess? Maybe it's the fact that whenever I'm forced to smell it, it's coming from some guy who sprayed half a bottle on himself. To be fair I do have a couple female friends that like it, but they're sluts, so not sure how that factors in.

A little quality cologne or none at all is the way to go, personally.

Dec 22, 2017

CREED of course

no srsly i smell like cheap deodorant but guess what, NO ONE CARES (unless you shower with perfume, in that case everyone will tell you're a cheapo)

Dec 22, 2017

Paco Rabanne's 1 Million should be named 50 cents. Or rather "Fiddy Scents"
it "develops" disgustingly. The base note is ridiculously strong, top note is WAY too sweet for a man's cologne, and middle note fades out too quickly.
I would see it as a good cologne for a 50 year old man with leathery skin, white speedos, oversized aviators, and inch thick yellow gold chain(s).

More is good, all is better

Dec 22, 2017

Eddie, they all get Sex Panther, but they don't get fucking Napalm.

What the fuck is wrong with these kids?

Dec 22, 2017
Frieds:

Eddie, they all get Sex Panther, but they don't get fucking Napalm.

What the fuck is wrong with these kids?

Yeah, not sure anyone got my 1980's Eddie Murphy reference either.

To be fair, I'd buy Sex Panther.

Dec 22, 2017

That's cause it really doesn't smell like Victory bro.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy

Dec 22, 2017

Apocalypse Now is a 1979 movie, a good 10 years before a lot of these kids were born lol

More is good, all is better

Dec 22, 2017

Jorge, PROPS! I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.

Agro, I'm 26 and have seen Apocalypse now almost a dozen times. Like what the fuck... I mean, that's a classic war movie and is far better than any Wall Street movie that WSO seems to salivate over.

Dec 22, 2017
Frieds:

Jorge, PROPS! I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.

Agro, I'm 26 and have seen Apocalypse now almost a dozen times. Like what the fuck... I mean, that's a classic war movie and is far better than any Wall Street movie that WSO seems to salivate over.

Agro I am not...
Lol, I hear you on the classic, but not everyone wants to see war movies.
Have you seen Goebbels Experiment?

More is good, all is better

Dec 22, 2017

FUCK THAT HAPPY, OLD SPICE IS THE SHIT. If you want to smell like a man, AND smell good, you pretty much can't go wrong with OS (well, deodorant anyways).

Dec 22, 2017
D M:

FUCK THAT HAPPY, OLD SPICE IS THE SHIT. If you want to smell like a man, AND smell good, you pretty much can't go wrong with OS (well, deodorant anyways).

Yea man, old spice rocks.

Still I Rise

Dec 22, 2017

^^^Swagger or Bust

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee

WSO is not your personal search function.

Dec 22, 2017
blackfinancier:

^^^Swagger or Bust

Matterhorn man, come on now

Dec 22, 2017

Armani Code is awesome...I use Versace too but I don't remember the name

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Dec 25, 2018

Versace Eros is the best!

My soul is highly leveraged

Dec 22, 2017

I actually use GB in my Sperry's, gotta keep them smelling fresh haha

Dec 22, 2017

Eddie: Cheap motherfucker ;)

Dec 22, 2017
D M:

Eddie: Cheap motherfucker ;)

We have a winner!

+1

Dec 22, 2017

I gotta say, Eddie M's a dirty bastard with his jokes, but Carlin and Saget both got him beat as comedians (probably Williams too)

PS- what the fuck is with these comedians and their dirty-as-hell pieces making their way into the family entertainment side of the things? I know you guys have heard Saget's and William's stand-up, Eddie Braverman obviously has heard Eddie Murphy's, and then these guys go and do shit like Full House, Dr. Doolittle, and Patch Adams... wtf?

Dec 22, 2017

Had a bottle of Bond No. 9 Wall Street (cliche I know) until my roommate knocked it off the counter and it shattered.

Been using a travel size bottle of Voyage d'Hermes, seems to do the trick. Also really like Creed, but find it hard to justify.

Dec 22, 2017

Argo, sorry about that. Typo w/o correcting it. My bad. As to the Gobbel's Experiment, I have not seen the movie. I'm familiar with it though, having had to read excerpts of his diaries for a class I took on World War II in college.

D M, Saget's stand up is dirty partially because of the fact that he did Full House. He's repeatedly said that this was his outlet because everyone knew him as squeaky clean Danny Tanner, not The Infamous Bob Saget. You wanna talk about a night out with The Saget, check it out:http://youtu.be/Bqvx6mE_JxY - I would have embedded it, but the embedding functionality is disabled on the Youtube side of things.

Now, you wanna talk about subversive humor, check out Lenny Bruce. He's subversive, funny and, for his time, was extremely dirty, far worse than guys like Carlin, Murphy, Crosby and Pryor at their height. If you listen to his 3-Disc Album Live at Carnegie Hall, you'll understand exactly what I mean. He is, by the way, the original King of Obscenity.

Dec 22, 2017

I'm surprised I haven't heard of him before, definitely going to have to check him out.

Dec 22, 2017
D M:

I'm surprised I haven't heard of him before, definitely going to have to check him out.

LENNY BRUCE IS NOT AFRAID! Yeah man, he's Carlin's inspiration and they worked together decades ago. Also try Bill Hicks, he's a less successful version of Carlin [sort of]

Dec 22, 2017

My head shot is a scratch and sniff and it smells like failure and onions. Thanks for asking.

Dec 22, 2017

Acqua di Gio

Dec 22, 2017

CPH, you know what I found in my medicine cabinet?

I found my own bottle of Teen Spirit. Man, that shit was awesome back in the day.

Dec 22, 2017

Try Acqua Di Gio

Cologne smells different on everyone but I have yet to meet someone that smells like crap when wearing Acqua Di Gio.

Dec 22, 2017

I don't mind Acqua di Gio, still have mine from a couple years back. It's spring/summer and I'd have a different cologne that's a little less sweet if I were you. It's just a little too sugary for me.

Someone close to me worked with OBL's father, has a lot of respect for the majority of the family as businessmen. Good place to get your start, konig.

Dec 22, 2017

@D_M: my grandfather's father immigrated to Saudi with OBL's grandfather. My dad went through his grade school education with 6 of the Bin Laden kids. I'm graduating this summer and I'm with a Bin Laden whom I happily call my best friend. Our families been working together now for the past 55+ years, so we know each other quite well; they're definitely not what OBL was putting out there to represent his family,country, and religion. The most down to earth people you could find, despite all this wealth.

@Military_PE_Guy: Just like I would about Benjamin Netanyahu's. Regardless of what a person does or what he believes in, everyone should respect a dead person for the fact that he's dead. That's what I believe in, anyways.

@WalMartShopper: nice!! Where are you doing your MBA, if I may ask?

Greed is Good.

Dec 22, 2017

I don't think anyone here will ever find it on a map haha. I'm in Jacksonville Florida and hope to do international IBD in Miami or abroad. My friend wants to introduce me to some people in Saudi or Qatar, but I need the proper skillset before relocating. If you ever travel south let me know, I'd like to learn as much about the area/culture as much as possible.

konig:

@D_M: my grandfather's father immigrated to Saudi with OBL's grandfather. My dad went through his grade school education with 6 of the Bin Laden kids. I'm graduating this summer and I'm with a Bin Laden whom I happily call my best friend. Our families been working together now for the past 55+ years, so we know each other quite well; they're definitely not what OBL was putting out there to represent his family,country, and religion. The most down to earth people you could find, despite all this wealth.

@Military_PE_Guy: Just like I would about Benjamin Netanyahu's. Regardless of what a person does or what he believes in, everyone should respect a dead person for the fact that he's dead. That's what I believe in, anyways.

@WalMartShopper: nice!! Where are you doing your MBA, if I may ask?

If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!

Dec 22, 2017

Oh, and you're most welcome here, WalMartShopper. I'd be honored to have you as a guest.

Greed is Good.

Dec 22, 2017

I no longer believe in the whole "respecting the dead" thing. Of course, I don't really believe in shitting on someone's grave either, but I won't treat someone's memory any different than I did when they were alive. After all, they had their goals and things they worked for, for OBL that was to kill me. I can't honestly respect the guy.

Thread hijack... complete. hahaha

Dec 22, 2017

I dont think Al Qaeda, Taliban, or Wahhabi/Salafi respect the dead that haven't agreed with them in life and they definitely do not respect life or freedom of choice, or anything like that.
Osama got WAY more respect than saddam, and he was like 10 times worse. For us anyways.

More is good, all is better

Dec 22, 2017

[quote=Argonaut]I dont think Al Qaeda, Taliban, or Wahhabi/Salafi respect the dead that haven't agreed with them in life and they definitely do not respect life or freedom of choice, or anything like that. quote]

AlQaeda and the Taliban are a small bunch of misguided and uneducated people who had nothing better to do. Wahhabism is pretty much non-existant now adays in Saudi Arabia (see: Crystale, The Sands, Durrat Alaroos, Continental Beach...the list goes on).

the people who dont hold the same view as me (respecting the dead and not speaking ill of them) are very few here in the middle east. We simply say "allah yhasibo" , that is: God will judge him (it isnt any of our business)

Greed is Good.

Dec 22, 2017

Lacoste Essential for summer time

MKballer

Dec 22, 2017

Terre D'Hermes - Casual
and Joe Malone - Pomegranate Noir for interviews and going out.

Dec 22, 2017

Surprised I'm the first to mention acqua di parma.

Acqua di parma, fico di amalfi -- Everyday stuff
Escada Sunset Heat - Backup everyday
D2Squared Wood - Spring/Summer Night
YSL - Dressy
Ferragamo - Backup Dressy

I love collecting cologne. Ladies love men that smell good. No reason not to wear it.

Dec 22, 2017

Azzarro Chrome, always served me well!

Dec 22, 2017

I may go with D&G's Gentleman...reminded me of a Burberry Brit, but I think I like it a little better.

...and +1 for some Teen Spirit, lol.

Regards

Dec 22, 2017

Teen Spirit

Dec 22, 2017

gucci sport.... the ladies love it... they always compliment me before they go down.

Trading is my LIFE. Everything else is just micky mouse bullshit.

Dec 22, 2017

Malizia...cause there is nothin else

wore it for mt S&T interview, got the job

Dec 22, 2017

Lacoste Essential Sport.

I like it and I've gotten a few compliments on it. Lacoste also makes a few other quality colognes. My ex gave this one to me as a gift and later told me every time she smelled me she wanted to fuck me.

Hoosier Nation

Dec 22, 2017

i smell like fighter jets and punching.

Dec 22, 2017

I'm a big fan of subtle, so Bvlgari Aqva. But make sure you have little natural odor to overpower, because its light.

Walk into a department, let them narrow it down to a couple you like. Leave, do whatever for a few hours (except going to a gym, dive bar or Port Authority), decide (or ask your girl to do it for you) and either go back and buy it or order it online.

Dec 22, 2017

Polo Double Black.. Good stuff

Dec 22, 2017

Lacoste Essential for daytime / work
Armani Code for nighttime / going out
Old Spice Swagger deodorant.

Winning.

Dec 22, 2017
Banker88:

Lacoste Essential for daytime / work
Armani Code for nighttime / going out
Old Spice Swagger deodorant.

Winning.

Showing some love for the Old Spice Swagger hahaha. I am a fan of Armani Code as well, you are 2 for 2 so perhaps I'll check out Lacoste Essential (I like Lacoste Red).

Patrick Bateman would eat Eddie Morra's lunch (and probably his brains).

Dec 22, 2017

I love the Lacoste/Old Spice combo. It's like subtle + manly, and = win.

Going to have to check out Bulgari Aqua, if it really is a decent, subtle cologne. Subtle is the best in my opinion.

Dec 22, 2017

Chanel Allure Homme Sport

YSL L'Homme is great as well.

Dec 22, 2017
barkatthemoon:

Chanel Allure Homme Sport

YSL L'Homme is great as well.

Ahh Chanel Allure. The fragrance so strong you don't even need to mist yourself in it to turn gay--merely handling the bottle is sufficient.

always move forward
never sleep
like a shark, bro

Dec 22, 2017

old spice swagger takes top prize as best deodorant

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee

WSO is not your personal search function.

Dec 22, 2017

I thought that, too, but since I've been trying Matterhorn (which has a bit sweeter of a smell, I guess is the best way to describe it) I've gotten hooked.

Dec 22, 2017

I love great colgne on guys!!! YSL and Armani are my fav; for moi I like Chanel Chance :)

Dec 22, 2017
Dec 22, 2017

Packed in real shredded US dollar bills!

More is good, all is better

Dec 22, 2017

Ralph Lauren Double Black.

Dec 22, 2017

I like this fragrance for guys:

MUSC from Bruno Acampora

It's a natural essence sold here in the US
at Henri Bendel's. It's sold in an aluminum
bottle. It's from Naples Italy. Just a drop or
two is all you will need. I 've been wearing it for years
And get a lot of compliments. It's a rare manly, unusual and
sexy scent.

Dec 22, 2017

By day? Caswell Massey #6 or SOMETIMES Geo Trumper Lime. By night? Creed, Green Irish Tweed.

Wear anything else and you are almost certainly a closet case.

always move forward
never sleep
like a shark, bro

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