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he may not have a perfect SAT/ACT score, perfect GPA, high income background, afforded top opportunities, works a FO role and makes $200k out of college but when the dust settles and the banker boy with his pitch books bumps into him, who walks out alive and is the REAL winner?

I'll let that sink in.

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Mike Tyson considering he's closer to my height (5'11.5"), 5'10" 220 is massive.

Lennox Lewis if we're talking hypotheticals, guy is basically the Shaq of boxing and used his height, reach, and weight advantage to dominate. 6'5" 250 is no joke.

 

Pretty much what I have, but I without back problems. And I wish there wasn't stigma around neck and hand tattoos so I could do that too while remaining presentable in business settings and being able to travel abroad.

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Greg Plitt was a physical specimen. Too bad to achieve that kind of physique you have to have some very gifted genetics and devote your life to physical fitness. I can live without my six pack if it means I make the money I make now. The vast majority of personal trainers and fitness models make jack shit and live paycheck to paycheck. The irony is guys care way more about how we look than girls do. We are much more highly critical of how a girl looks compared to how they judge us.

 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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