Which one of you funded this?

OK, which one of you monkeys thought it would be ok to throw a $1 million at this? It seems absurd to me. I suppose from the marketing stand point I can see how businesses would want to be able to use it. But I don't know how you could convince users that it is a worthwhile service. I would love to hear you guys weigh in on Yo.

 

More interested in knowing which investment committee approved this investment. I have a couple of ideas to pitch to them, including an app which sends "Yeah, bitch!" with a tap of a button. Much more expressive, and thus, much more monetizable, right? Right? Can I have my million dollars now, please?

Move along, nothing to see here.
 

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