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When you post, comment, or get silver bananas from other users - you get bananas that you can use to give SB or Monkey Shit.

“Destiny is a gift. Some go their entire lives, living existences of quiet desperation, never learning the truth that what feels as though a burden pushing down upon their shoulders is really a sense of purpose that lifts us to greater heights. Never forget that fear is but the precursor to valor, that to strive and triumph in the face of fear is what it means to be a hero. Don’t think. Become.”
 

+SB - there you go

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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I threw some MS at you. Hopefully you can pass that onto someone else.

 

YOu're only a second year analyst in the summer. Once the first years and interns arrive, you can finally toss some shit. Rightnow, your job is to just eat it

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 

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