Or... "Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere."

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Shoulda made it WSO bleeding hearts... :-p

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Haha yea they were, and I loved that quote :-p

Watch out, the pedo-bear is out! Haha, I remember a month or two ago some city in Cali put out a warning that a man wearing a bear suit was out snatching children, fking hilarious how retarded some of our govt people are

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mas1987:

Watch out, the pedo-bear is out! Haha, I remember a month or two ago some city in Cali put out a warning that a man wearing a bear suit was out snatching children, fking hilarious how retarded some of our govt people are

Heh, that's nothing! WSO's very own Blastoise raped and murdered 65 men in Kaster, Belgium...

More is good, all is better
 
Argonaut:
mas1987:

Watch out, the pedo-bear is out! Haha, I remember a month or two ago some city in Cali put out a warning that a man wearing a bear suit was out snatching children, fking hilarious how retarded some of our govt people are

Heh, that's nothing! WSO's very own Blastoise raped and murdered 65 men in Kaster, Belgium...

...twice

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