No blastoise??

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

Dead heat between Comp and IP. Like Ron Paul and Obama...

That was a joke, do not turn this into a shit storm you spastic fucks.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

We need a series of polls for end of the year awards, troll of the year, sb badass of the year, ms badass of the year, asshole of the year ect ect. Not everyone can be member of the year.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

Whoaaa coooool, I made the list?!!!!

duffmt6:
No blastoise??
happypantsmcgee:
I like the series of polls idea.
FinancialNoviceII:
Where's the troll poll? RatinaMaze has to be on it.
Get busy living
 

You guys suck.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
happypantsmcgee:
D M:
You guys suck.
That seems unwarranted.

I'll show you a warrant.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Why is blackfinancier in the running? He's a noob

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
D M:
Why is blackfinancier in the running? He's a noob

Why wouldn't he be in the running? He is a winner.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

This poll doesn't have my name on it.

I will PM Patrick. He must have forgotten it.

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 
IlliniProgrammer:
If I win, everyone gets a free $1 off coupon for a 1.5 L bottle of Yellowtail.
Isn't that more than the cost of a bottle?
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
IlliniProgrammer:
If I win, everyone gets a free $1 off coupon for a 1.5 L bottle of Yellowtail.
Everyone, or just everyone that voted for you? I think it would be interesting to see who voted for who. Is there a way to compile the results?
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CompBanker:
IlliniProgrammer:
If I win, everyone gets a free $1 off coupon for a 1.5 L bottle of Yellowtail.
Everyone, or just everyone that voted for you? I think it would be interesting to see who voted for who. Is there a way to compile the results?
What are you an African Dictator?
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
IlliniProgrammer:
If I win, everyone gets a free $1 off coupon for a 1.5 L bottle of Yellowtail.

I was going to vote for you but I decided to save my vote and invest it. With compounding annual vote interest it will be worth like 6 votes by the time I retire and then I can use them all to vote for you in the 2037 WSO Member of the Year poll.

Thanks for the coupon!

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