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mxc
      O
 
(Senior Gorilla, 811
 
Points)
 on 4/30/10 at 8:35pm
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The following e-mail has been going around on the Street recently. I thought I might share it:

We are Wall Street. It's our job to make money. Whether it's a commodity, stock, bond, or some hypothetical piece of fake paper, it doesn't matter. We would trade baseball cards if it were profitable. I didn't hear America complaining when the market was roaring to 14,000 and everyone's 401k doubled every 3 years. Just like gambling, its not a problem until you lose. I've never heard of anyone going to Gamblers Anonymous because they won too much in Vegas.

Well now the market crapped out, & even though it has come back somewhat, the government and the average Joes are still looking for a scapegoat. God knows there has to be one for everything. Well, here we are.

Go ahead and continue to take us down, but you're only going to hurt yourselves. What's going to happen when we can't find jobs on the Street anymore? Guess what: We're going to take yours. We get up at 5am & work till 10pm or later. We're used to not getting up to pee when we have a position. We don't take an hour or more for a lunch break. We don't demand a union. We don't retire at 50 with a pension. We eat what we kill, and when the only thing left to eat is on your dinner plates, we'll eat that.

For years teachers and other unionized labor have had us fooled. We were too busy working to notice. Do you really think that we are incapable of teaching 3rd graders and doing landscaping? We're going to take your cushy jobs with tenure and 4 months off a year and whine just like you that we are so-o-o-o underpaid for building the youth of America. Say goodbye to your overtime and double time and a half. I'll be hitting grounders to the high school baseball team for $5k extra a summer, thank you very much.

So now that we're going to be making $85k a year without upside, Joe Mainstreet is going to have his revenge, right? Wrong! Guess what: we're going to stop buying the new 80k car, we aren't going to leave the 35 percent tip at our business dinners anymore. No more free rides on our backs. We're going to landscape our own back yards, wash our cars with a garden hose in our driveways. Our money was your money. You spent it. When our money dries up, so does yours.

The difference is, you lived off of it, we rejoiced in it. The Obama administration and the Democratic National Committee might get their way and knock us off the top of the pyramid, but it's really going to hurt like hell for them when our fat a**es land directly on the middle class of America and knock them to the bottom.

We aren't dinosaurs. We are smarter and more vicious than that, and we are going to survive. The question is, now that Obama & his administration are making Joe Mainstreet our food supply…will he? and will they?

http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=YWE4YmE2Y...

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Gekko21's picture

Couldn't have said it better.

Gekko21
     
 
 
(Neanderthal, 2,671
 
Points)
 on 4/30/10 at 8:45pm

Couldn't have said it better.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."

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GutShot's picture

hahaha props

GutShot
      ST
 
 
(King Kong, 1,249
 
Points)
 on 4/30/10 at 9:10pm

hahaha props

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Hedge Monkey's picture

silver banana coming ur way

Hedge Monkey
      IB
 
(Baboon, 157
 
Points)
 on 4/30/10 at 9:28pm

silver banana coming ur way

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LIFinancier's picture

saw this earlier, I def..

LIFinancier
      O
 
(Baboon, 109
 
Points)
 on 4/30/10 at 9:36pm

saw this earlier, I def.. agree with most of this

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CaptK's picture

That is fantastic. 10 points

CaptK
      PE
 
 
(Neanderthal, 2,341
 
Points)
 on 4/30/10 at 9:37pm

That is fantastic. 10 points to whomever the author is. Can you imagine the reaction if Jamie Dimon published this on the front page of the WSJ with his smiling portrait next to it?

- Capt K -
"Prestige is like a powerful magnet that warps even your beliefs about what you enjoy. If you want to make ambitious people waste their time on errands, bait the hook with prestige." - Paul Graham

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coffeebateman's picture

If I was from Jersey, I'd be

coffeebateman
      IB
 
(Senior Gorilla, 839
 
Points)
 on 4/30/10 at 9:49pm

If I was from Jersey, I'd be fist pumping right now....fuck it I'll do it anyway.

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"I do not think there is any other quality so essential to success of any kind as the quality of perseverance. It overcom

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phoenix456's picture

OH SHITTTTTT did anyone else

phoenix456
     
 
(Chimp, 15
 
Points)
 on 4/30/10 at 10:26pm

OH SHITTTTTT

did anyone else think of John Galt and Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged after reading that piece?

damn that's what i thought of immediately, anyways.

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syntheticshit's picture

beautiful

syntheticshit
     
 
 
(Senior Orangutan, 411
 
Points)
 on 4/30/10 at 10:27pm

beautiful

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design's picture

Awesome.

design
      IB
 
(Gorilla, 643
 
Points)
 on 4/30/10 at 11:03pm

Awesome.

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coffeebateman's picture

This needs to be on the front

coffeebateman
      IB
 
(Senior Gorilla, 839
 
Points)
 on 4/30/10 at 11:06pm

This needs to be on the front page. This is what WSO is about.

GET IT DONE PATRICK!

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"I do not think there is any other quality so essential to success of any kind as the quality of perseverance. It overcom

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TNA's picture

This is on dealbreaker.

TNA
      O
 
 
(Human, 13,467
 
Points)
 on 4/30/10 at 11:24pm

This is on dealbreaker. Personally, I whole heartedly agree. Very interesting the reactions on that site though.

MSF Website
MACC Website
MSF Twitter

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coffeebateman's picture

Quote: This is on

coffeebateman
      IB
 
(Senior Gorilla, 839
 
Points)
 on 4/30/10 at 11:46pm

[quote=]This is on dealbreaker. Personally, I whole heartedly agree. Very interesting the reactions on that site though.[/quote]

Why the hell do non-finance types post on dealbreaker? Idiots.

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bkwr83's picture

could not have been said

bkwr83
      IB
 
(Baboon, 117
 
Points)
 on 4/30/10 at 11:53pm

could not have been said better.

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youngmonkey's picture

Fantastic

youngmonkey
      IB
 
(Orangutan, 363
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 12:23am

Fantastic

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Banker88's picture

Excellent post. And Obama

Banker88
      IB
 
 
(King Kong, 1,650
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 12:51am

Excellent post. And Obama sucks.

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sick_willy's picture

that's awesome.

sick_willy
      PE
 
(Senior Orangutan, 432
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 12:59am
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moneyneversleeps2's picture

I love it!!!! Diamond Banana

moneyneversleeps2
      IB
 
 
(Orangutan, 256
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 1:33am
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coffeebateman's picture

I think this needs to be the

coffeebateman
      IB
 
(Senior Gorilla, 839
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 2:00am

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ke18sb's picture

Personally, I must disagree.

ke18sb
      PE
 
 
(King Kong, 1,091
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 3:14am
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martini heidegger's picture

agree with ke18sb. you are

martini heidegger
      IB
 
(Chimp, 4
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 3:19am
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MMBinNC's picture

Love this so much...words

MMBinNC
      CD
 
(Neanderthal, 2,156
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 3:32am

Reality hits you hard, bro...

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mxc's picture

I think the author has a

mxc
      O
 
(Senior Gorilla, 811
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 5:37am
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Peter_27's picture

So true !!!

Peter_27
      ER
 
(Senior Baboon, 207
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 7:17am
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TraderNY's picture

Wow! Well said

TraderNY
      ST
 
(Baboon, 141
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 8:27am

"I wanna Thank the Good Lord for Making me a Capitalist"

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TraderNY's picture

ke18sb, what is the problem

TraderNY
      ST
 
(Baboon, 141
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 8:32am

"I wanna Thank the Good Lord for Making me a Capitalist"

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blastoise's picture

Only problem I can see with

blastoise
      O
 
(Senior Neanderthal, 4,380
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 8:43am
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Bottles and DCF Models's picture

Man, Obama is doing what he

Bottles and DCF...
      CF
 
(Senior Monkey, 86
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 10:01am
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big unit's picture

Yeah I agree with this - it

big unit
      IB
 
(Gorilla, 590
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 10:13am
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CrimsonBlaze88's picture

.

CrimsonBlaze88
      O
 
(Senior Baboon, 178
 
Points)
 on 5/2/10 at 12:29am
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levelworm's picture

Two points: 1. Hard-working

levelworm
      O
 
(Orangutan, 285
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 10:26am
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1.21 gigawatts's picture

Thank you! Let's not forget

1.21 gigawatts
     
 
(Baboon, 102
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 10:26am
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holymonkey's picture

If Wall Streeters were so

holymonkey
      O
 
(Gorilla, 675
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 10:58am

"We are lawyers! We sue people! Occasionally, we get aggressive and garnish wages, but WE DO NOT ABDUCT!" -Boston Legal-

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ke18sb's picture

So here it goes then. Why I

ke18sb
      PE
 
 
(King Kong, 1,091
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 11:57am
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Tommy Vercetti's picture

holymonkey wrote: One more

Tommy Vercetti
      IB
 
(Senior Chimp, 19
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 12:41pm
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powerwso's picture

We are Wall Street.

powerwso
      O
 
(Chimp, 4
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 2:21pm
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kalice123's picture

well said. i'm glad somebody

kalice123
      HF
 
(Baboon, 129
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 2:25pm
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Slacker23's picture

holymonkey wrote: One more

Slacker23
      PE
 
(Baboon, 132
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 3:05pm
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big unit's picture

I could teach 500 3rd graders

big unit
      IB
 
(Gorilla, 590
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 4:23pm
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holymonkey's picture

Slacker23 wrote: holymonkey

holymonkey
      O
 
(Gorilla, 675
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 5:12pm

"We are lawyers! We sue people! Occasionally, we get aggressive and garnish wages, but WE DO NOT ABDUCT!" -Boston Legal-

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holymonkey's picture

And Wall Street is more like

holymonkey
      O
 
(Gorilla, 675
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 5:14pm

"We are lawyers! We sue people! Occasionally, we get aggressive and garnish wages, but WE DO NOT ABDUCT!" -Boston Legal-

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CaptK's picture

The comment about not buying

CaptK
      PE
 
 
(Neanderthal, 2,341
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 5:21pm

- Capt K -
"Prestige is like a powerful magnet that warps even your beliefs about what you enjoy. If you want to make ambitious people waste their time on errands, bait the hook with prestige." - Paul Graham

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The Phantom's picture

I have a friend who wants to

The Phantom
      HF
 
 
(Senior Gorilla, 966
 
Points)
 on 6/29/11 at 6:44am
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MBAApply's picture

Have you guys ever considered

MBAApply
      EN
 
(King Kong, 1,006
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 5:52pm

Alex Chu
www.mbaapply.com

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straightcashhomie's picture

Obviously main street is

straightcashhomie
      IB
 
(Monkey, 54
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 6:52pm
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Barbarian's picture

Who cares if Main Street is

Barbarian
      O
 
(Senior Monkey, 66
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 7:19pm

__________________________
if you ain't first, you last

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The Phantom's picture

As someone said, "you cannot

The Phantom
      HF
 
 
(Senior Gorilla, 966
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 7:55pm
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moneyneversleeps2's picture

@MBAApply - Every

moneyneversleeps2
      IB
 
 
(Orangutan, 256
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 9:36pm
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GekkotheGreat's picture

+11111111 Social Darwinism

GekkotheGreat
      ST
 
(Senior Orangutan, 447
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 11:23pm

Gambler Daily

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aquamarinee's picture

Silver banana to

aquamarinee
      IB
 
(Baboon, 133
 
Points)
 on 5/1/10 at 11:48pm
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holymonkey's picture

CaptK wrote: The comment

holymonkey
      O
 
(Gorilla, 675
 
Points)
 on 5/2/10 at 12:39am

"We are lawyers! We sue people! Occasionally, we get aggressive and garnish wages, but WE DO NOT ABDUCT!" -Boston Legal-

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