Today we're going to play a fun little game. I know it's been played before but I'd like to give it front page attention and a more formalized structure. It might not seem like a big deal, but I think part of being a community is being able to look at ourselves and laugh.
Time to get your roasting sticks out...because it's time to flame some fools!
That's why this Weekend Wars is a battle to determine...
Who is the top Wall Street Oasis troll of all-time?
Since we all know that there have been certain standouts over the years, I want to give all the little gremlins and alter egos a chance to shine. Perhaps someone's secret comical value can receive posthumous light. Perhaps a simmering cheek can be properly reheated and ridiculed for our collective enjoyment...
So here's the plan:
You can vote for anyone you want, but you only get one vote.
You can earn more votes by suggesting a new candidate.
You cannot earn an extra vote by suggesting a candidate who was already mentioned.
You can earn an extra vote by quoting or linking to a previously suggested candidate's funny post/comment.
You cannot vote for one of your own alter egos (yes, I know who you guys are that do this and it is one of my guilty little pleasures watching you ) or I will publically fire roast and out you.
You can create an alter ego for this occasion but please make it funny and somewhat tasteful.
The Winner receives a certified Silver Banana-shaped Ass Hat, with one lid for each cheek.
Second placefrom Jeff Chang.
Third placeswipe card and offer letter.
So let's have it gang...
Who's your favorite troll ever?