Weekend Wars: Troll vs. Troll

Today we're going to play a fun little game. I know it's been played before but I'd like to give it front page attention and a more formalized structure. It might not seem like a big deal, but I think part of being a community is being able to look at ourselves and laugh.

Time to get your roasting sticks out...because it's time to flame some fools!

That's why this Weekend Wars is a battle to determine...

Who is the top Wall Street Oasis troll of all-time?

Contest Rules



Since we all know that there have been certain standouts over the years, I want to give all the little gremlins and alter egos a chance to shine. Perhaps someone's secret comical value can receive posthumous light. Perhaps a simmering cheek can be properly reheated and ridiculed for our collective enjoyment...

So here's the plan:

You can vote for anyone you want, but you only get one vote.

You can earn more votes by suggesting a new candidate.

You cannot earn an extra vote by suggesting a candidate who was already mentioned.

You can earn an extra vote by quoting or linking to a previously suggested candidate's funny post/comment.

You cannot vote for one of your own alter egos (yes, I know who you guys are that do this and it is one of my guilty little pleasures watching you ) or I will publically fire roast and out you.

You can create an alter ego for this occasion but please make it funny and somewhat tasteful.

Prizes



The Winner receives a certified Silver Banana-shaped Ass Hat, with one lid for each cheek.

Second place gets a resume review from Jeff Chang.

Third place gets a Bear Stearns swipe card and offer letter.

So let's have it gang...

Who's your favorite troll ever?

 

In this thread last year about how people choose their names, the following comment came up:

http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/why-0

TheRapist:
I agree with the OP. I don't understand how you people can be so tasteless when choosing something others will use to identify you.

PS: Do people really create multiple accounts on this site? That's ridiculous, why would someone do that!?

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 
manbearpig:
Can I nominate Raj for biggest moron?

Agree

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

Richie...Richie...Richie...

Pants, I seriously considered adding "can't vote for Blumie" as a rule

O.G. Dan Bush making a comeback...Mark Klein MD in da heezee ...good to see some classics

Rebelcross, you can nominate yourself...but you gotta hit me with some troll magic...like... now.

Not sure Raj fits the parameters...save him for the "Weekend Wars: G's up, Ho's down" segment

 

Raj - only because I haven't been on long enough to read about the others.

consulting_rookie:
I suggest all of the kids from Rutgers that act like they go to Wharton. All of them.
I see you got a silver nanner, very nice. Let's not put down schools online, if you ever see someone from a school acting like they go to a different one in RL, then open up your can whoop ass.
 
adapt or die:
There used to be this guy "aspiring monkey" a few years ago, he was off the charts annoying... go back and search some of his threads you'll cringe

Who are we kidding? If it's about the straight annoying trolls and not the artists, then LondonE1 wins hands done.

 
rebelcross:
adapt or die:
There used to be this guy "aspiring monkey" a few years ago, he was off the charts annoying... go back and search some of his threads you'll cringe

Who are we kidding? If it's about the straight annoying trolls and not the artists, then LondonE1 wins hands done.

OOOOO...good call there. I forgot all about LondonE1. What a douche. Didn't his employer force him to write an apology and close his WSO account? That guy was classic.

 
Edmundo Braverman:
rebelcross:
adapt or die:
There used to be this guy "aspiring monkey" a few years ago, he was off the charts annoying... go back and search some of his threads you'll cringe

Who are we kidding? If it's about the straight annoying trolls and not the artists, then LondonE1 wins hands done.

OOOOO...good call there. I forgot all about LondonE1. What a douche. Didn't his employer force him to write an apology and close his WSO account? That guy was classic.

His employer got involved with his WSO usage?!? Haha that is rich. Did that really happen?

 
adapt or die:
Edmundo Braverman:
rebelcross:
adapt or die:
There used to be this guy "aspiring monkey" a few years ago, he was off the charts annoying... go back and search some of his threads you'll cringe

Who are we kidding? If it's about the straight annoying trolls and not the artists, then LondonE1 wins hands done.

OOOOO...good call there. I forgot all about LondonE1. What a douche. Didn't his employer force him to write an apology and close his WSO account? That guy was classic.

His employer got involved with his WSO usage?!? Haha that is rich. Did that really happen?

Daaaaaaaaaaammmmnnnnnnnn. For real?
Get busy living
 
Best Response
UFOinsider:
adapt or die:
Edmundo Braverman:
rebelcross:
adapt or die:
There used to be this guy "aspiring monkey" a few years ago, he was off the charts annoying... go back and search some of his threads you'll cringe

Who are we kidding? If it's about the straight annoying trolls and not the artists, then LondonE1 wins hands done.

OOOOO...good call there. I forgot all about LondonE1. What a douche. Didn't his employer force him to write an apology and close his WSO account? That guy was classic.

His employer got involved with his WSO usage?!? Haha that is rich. Did that really happen?

Daaaaaaaaaaammmmnnnnnnnn. For real?

For all of you monkeys who are relatively new to this site, I present you LondonE1:

This guy was such a grade A douche-machine that he became the only case I've ever heard of somebody jeopardizing their real life job by what they spewed around here. Like Eddie pointed out, he was actually forced, by his employer, to not only cease posting, but to make a thread announcing he was no longer allowed to post.

I can't really give you a full synopsis of the lead up, because there was too much going on there, but I implore you all to look it up and have some fun. Just to show you what it was like when he was around, here is an idea of a post from the time: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/londone1

Here is the moment itself, what can be considered among the greatest moments in WSO history (only rivaled by Jeffrey Chiang and a few others; this was my personal favorite): http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/i-have-to-take-down-my-wso-accoun…

He actually did make a post here and there after that, but very quiet stuff, you never really see him around.

I hate to glorify the guy, but it is what it is. Easily the biggest tool going.

 
<span class=keyword_link><a href=//www.wallstreetoasis.com/company/sac-capital>SAC</a></span>:
There was a guy on here who went after non-target kids all the time, I think he got banned after making fun of kids laid off from Bear, funniest troll in my opinion. Can't remember his handle though.

SirBankalot I think or maybe 1styearbanker

 
blastoise:
Kenny_Powers_CFA:
Blastoise is the king

i want to be wso faq maker but ill take being a king

GO MY MINIONS SEND A PM TO PATRICK SAYING BLASTOISE SHOULD BE FAQ MAKER

Dude you are the only person that consistently makes me laugh on WSO...that shit was hilarious.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

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