Weekend Wars: Troll vs. Troll

Today we're going to play a fun little game. I know it's been played before but I'd like to give it front page attention and a more formalized structure. It might not seem like a big deal, but I think part of being a community is being able to look at ourselves and laugh.

Time to get your roasting sticks out...because it's time to flame some fools!

That's why this Weekend Wars is a battle to determine...

Who is the top Wall Street Oasis troll of all-time?

Contest Rules



Since we all know that there have been certain standouts over the years, I want to give all the little gremlins and alter egos a chance to shine. Perhaps someone's secret comical value can receive posthumous light. Perhaps a simmering cheek can be properly reheated and ridiculed for our collective enjoyment...

So here's the plan:

You can vote for anyone you want, but you only get one vote.

You can earn more votes by suggesting a new candidate.

You cannot earn an extra vote by suggesting a candidate who was already mentioned.

You can earn an extra vote by quoting or linking to a previously suggested candidate's funny post/comment.

You cannot vote for one of your own alter egos (yes, I know who you guys are that do this and it is one of my guilty little pleasures watching you ) or I will publically fire roast and out you.

You can create an alter ego for this occasion but please make it funny and somewhat tasteful.

Prizes



The Winner receives a certified Silver Banana-shaped Ass Hat, with one lid for each cheek.

Second place gets a resume review from Jeff Chang.

Third place gets a Bear Stearns swipe card and offer letter.

So let's have it gang...

Who's your favorite troll ever?

Comments (53)

Feb 13, 2011

Blumie wins before it starts.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

Feb 13, 2011

In this thread last year about how people choose their names, the following comment came up:

http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/why-0

TheRapist:

I agree with the OP. I don't understand how you people can be so tasteless when choosing something others will use to identify you.

PS: Do people really create multiple accounts on this site? That's ridiculous, why would someone do that!?

"Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do"

Feb 13, 2011

Can I nominate Raj for biggest moron?

Feb 13, 2011
manbearpig:

Can I nominate Raj for biggest moron?

Agree

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee

WSO is not your personal search function.

Feb 13, 2011

Which one is Raj? Black, can you link me one of his more disastrous threads?

"Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do"

Feb 13, 2011
Nouveau Richie:

Which one is Raj? Black, can you link me one of his more disastrous threads?

Richie meet Raji
http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/dont-buy-bre...

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee

WSO is not your personal search function.

Feb 13, 2011
blackfinancier:
Nouveau Richie:

Which one is Raj? Black, can you link me one of his more disastrous threads?

Richie meet Raji
http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/dont-buy-bre...

He managed to effectively do this with just the above post. Really man, way to strike oil on the first try. I cast my vote for Raj

Feb 13, 2011

Search for "Don't buy BIWS Important!!"

Feb 13, 2011

Dan Bush from back in the day

Feb 13, 2011
GOB:

Dan Bush from back in the day

Dan Bush!!!

Snootchie Bootchies

Feb 13, 2011
GOB:

Dan Bush from back in the day

Dan Bush!!!

Snootchie Bootchies

Feb 13, 2011

I'm a fan of Mark Klein MD then Blumie (and his rockin' Z4) then PiperJaffrayChiang

Got my Borda Count Game straight lol

Reality hits you hard, bro...

Feb 13, 2011

BelleCharles

Feb 13, 2011

Can you guys link to the posts of this person? I tried searching, but there are so many threads where he just gets mentioned, it's tough to look for the true pearls.

Feb 13, 2011

Dan Bush aka Dan T Bush was a good one.

Feb 13, 2011

What's the point if you can't even nominate yourself?

I'm surprised there's no love for Blastoise / Venusaur / Ivysaur / Bulbasaur

He's been doing big things for a while now.

Feb 13, 2011

Blastoise isn't a troll. He's just a reasonably funny kid.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

Feb 13, 2011

He's definitely had his troll moments, like lots of em' - all very enjoyable

Feb 13, 2011

Investment baking?

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

Feb 13, 2011

I'm sticking with Blumie on this one...

Feb 13, 2011

Richie...Richie...Richie...

Pants, I seriously considered adding "can't vote for Blumie" as a rule

O.G. Dan Bush making a comeback...Mark Klein MD in da heezee ...good to see some classics

Rebelcross, you can nominate yourself...but you gotta hit me with some troll magic...like... now.

Not sure Raj fits the parameters...save him for the "Weekend Wars: G's up, Ho's down" segment

Feb 13, 2011
Midas Mulligan Magoo:

Richie...Richie...Richie...

;)

"Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do"

Feb 13, 2011

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy

Feb 13, 2011

I suggest all of the kids from Rutgers that act like they go to Wharton. All of them.

When you are great, people will often mistake candor for arrogance.

Feb 13, 2011

Raj - only because I haven't been on long enough to read about the others.

consulting_rookie:

I suggest all of the kids from Rutgers that act like they go to Wharton. All of them.

I see you got a silver nanner, very nice. Let's not put down schools online, if you ever see someone from a school acting like they go to a different one in RL, then open up your can whoop ass.

Feb 13, 2011

UofHgirl, one with most negative banana points

Feb 13, 2011

There used to be this guy "aspiring monkey" a few years ago, he was off the charts annoying... go back and search some of his threads you'll cringe

Feb 13, 2011
adapt or die:

There used to be this guy "aspiring monkey" a few years ago, he was off the charts annoying... go back and search some of his threads you'll cringe

Who are we kidding? If it's about the straight annoying trolls and not the artists, then LondonE1 wins hands done.

Feb 13, 2011
rebelcross:
adapt or die:

There used to be this guy "aspiring monkey" a few years ago, he was off the charts annoying... go back and search some of his threads you'll cringe

Who are we kidding? If it's about the straight annoying trolls and not the artists, then LondonE1 wins hands done.

Haha, yeah that guy was brutal

Feb 14, 2011
rebelcross:
adapt or die:

There used to be this guy "aspiring monkey" a few years ago, he was off the charts annoying... go back and search some of his threads you'll cringe

Who are we kidding? If it's about the straight annoying trolls and not the artists, then LondonE1 wins hands done.

OOOOO...good call there. I forgot all about LondonE1. What a douche. Didn't his employer force him to write an apology and close his WSO account? That guy was classic.

Feb 13, 2011

Dan Bush no doubt

Feb 13, 2011

There was a guy on here who went after non-target kids all the time, I think he got banned after making fun of kids laid off from Bear, funniest troll in my opinion. Can't remember his handle though.

Feb 13, 2011
<span class=keyword_link><a href=//www.wallstreetoasis.com/company/sac-capital rel=nofollow>SAC</a></span>:

There was a guy on here who went after non-target kids all the time, I think he got banned after making fun of kids laid off from Bear, funniest troll in my opinion. Can't remember his handle though.

SirBankalot I think or maybe 1styearbanker

Feb 13, 2011

i think the op

Feb 13, 2011
blastoise:

i think the op

Seconded

Feb 13, 2011

Tetris, or whatever the hell he changed his name to.

Feb 13, 2011

ricochetx

Feb 13, 2011

lindamas...i pray nightly that she impaled herself, vag first on the Washington monument.

Feb 13, 2011

What's a troll?

More is good, all is better

Feb 13, 2011

Blastoise is the king

Feb 13, 2011
Kenny_Powers_CFA:

Blastoise is the king

He is more like the WSO sheriff.

Feb 13, 2011
Kenny_Powers_CFA:

Blastoise is the king

i want to be wso faq maker but ill take being a king

GO MY MINIONS SEND A PM TO PATRICK SAYING BLASTOISE SHOULD BE FAQ MAKER

Feb 13, 2011
blastoise:
Kenny_Powers_CFA:

Blastoise is the king

i want to be wso faq maker but ill take being a king

GO MY MINIONS SEND A PM TO PATRICK SAYING BLASTOISE SHOULD BE FAQ MAKER

Dude you are the only person that consistently makes me laugh on WSO...that shit was hilarious.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

Feb 13, 2011

sternmasta who later became fordhammaster was a WSO heel

Feb 14, 2011
Troll:

Are you fucking kidding?

ME ME ME!

HAH! Your posts rule

Feb 14, 2011

blumie ftw

Feb 14, 2011
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Feb 14, 2011
Feb 16, 2011
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Reality hits you hard, bro...