Weekend Wars: Troll vs. Troll
Today we're going to play a fun little game. I know it's been played before but I'd like to give it front page attention and a more formalized structure. It might not seem like a big deal, but I think part of being a community is being able to look at ourselves and laugh.
Time to get your roasting sticks out...because it's time to flame some fools!
That's why this Weekend Wars is a battle to determine...
Who is the top Wall Street Oasis troll of all-time?
Contest Rules
Since we all know that there have been certain standouts over the years, I want to give all the little gremlins and alter egos a chance to shine. Perhaps someone's secret comical value can receive posthumous light. Perhaps a simmering cheek can be properly reheated and ridiculed for our collective enjoyment...
So here's the plan:
You can vote for anyone you want, but you only get one vote.
You can earn more votes by suggesting a new candidate.
You cannot earn an extra vote by suggesting a candidate who was already mentioned.
You can earn an extra vote by quoting or linking to a previously suggested candidate's funny post/comment.
You cannot vote for one of your own alter egos (yes, I know who you guys are that do this and it is one of my guilty little pleasures watching you ) or I will publically fire roast and out you.
You can create an alter ego for this occasion but please make it funny and somewhat tasteful.
Prizes
The Winner receives a certified Silver Banana-shaped Ass Hat, with one lid for each cheek.
Second place gets a resume review from Jeff Chang.
Third place gets a Bear Stearns swipe card and offer letter.
So let's have it gang...
Who's your favorite troll ever?
Blumie wins before it starts.
In this thread last year about how people choose their names, the following comment came up:
http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/why-0
PS: Do people really create multiple accounts on this site? That's ridiculous, why would someone do that!?
Can I nominate Raj for biggest moron?
Agree
Which one is Raj? Black, can you link me one of his more disastrous threads?
Richie meet Raji http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/dont-buy-breaking-into-wall-stree…
Richie meet Raji http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/dont-buy-breaking-into-wall-stree…] He managed to effectively do this with just the above post. Really man, way to strike oil on the first try. I cast my vote for Raj
Search for "Don't buy BIWS Important!!"
Dan Bush from back in the day
I'm a fan of Mark Klein MD then Blumie (and his rockin' Z4) then PiperJaffrayChiang
Got my Borda Count Game straight lol
BelleCharles
Can you guys link to the posts of this person? I tried searching, but there are so many threads where he just gets mentioned, it's tough to look for the true pearls.
Dan Bush aka Dan T Bush was a good one.
What's the point if you can't even nominate yourself?
I'm surprised there's no love for Blastoise / Venusaur / Ivysaur / Bulbasaur
He's been doing big things for a while now.
Blastoise isn't a troll. He's just a reasonably funny kid.
He's definitely had his troll moments, like lots of em' - all very enjoyable
Investment baking?
I'm sticking with Blumie on this one...
Richie...Richie...Richie...
Pants, I seriously considered adding "can't vote for Blumie" as a rule
O.G. Dan Bush making a comeback...Mark Klein MD in da heezee ...good to see some classics
Rebelcross, you can nominate yourself...but you gotta hit me with some troll magic...like... now.
Not sure Raj fits the parameters...save him for the "Weekend Wars: G's up, Ho's down" segment
;)
I vote for this guy: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/how-to-impress-a-girl-0
I suggest all of the kids from Rutgers that act like they go to Wharton. All of them.
Raj - only because I haven't been on long enough to read about the others.
I see you got a silver nanner, very nice. Let's not put down schools online, if you ever see someone from a school acting like they go to a different one in RL, then open up your can whoop ass.UofHgirl, one with most negative banana points
There used to be this guy "aspiring monkey" a few years ago, he was off the charts annoying... go back and search some of his threads you'll cringe
Who are we kidding? If it's about the straight annoying trolls and not the artists, then LondonE1 wins hands done.
Haha, yeah that guy was brutal
OOOOO...good call there. I forgot all about LondonE1. What a douche. Didn't his employer force him to write an apology and close his WSO account? That guy was classic.
His employer got involved with his WSO usage?!? Haha that is rich. Did that really happen?
For all of you monkeys who are relatively new to this site, I present you LondonE1:
This guy was such a grade A douche-machine that he became the only case I've ever heard of somebody jeopardizing their real life job by what they spewed around here. Like Eddie pointed out, he was actually forced, by his employer, to not only cease posting, but to make a thread announcing he was no longer allowed to post.
I can't really give you a full synopsis of the lead up, because there was too much going on there, but I implore you all to look it up and have some fun. Just to show you what it was like when he was around, here is an idea of a post from the time: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/londone1
Here is the moment itself, what can be considered among the greatest moments in WSO history (only rivaled by Jeffrey Chiang and a few others; this was my personal favorite): http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/i-have-to-take-down-my-wso-accoun…
He actually did make a post here and there after that, but very quiet stuff, you never really see him around.
I hate to glorify the guy, but it is what it is. Easily the biggest tool going.
Dan Bush no doubt
There was a guy on here who went after non-target kids all the time, I think he got banned after making fun of kids laid off from Bear, funniest troll in my opinion. Can't remember his handle though.
SirBankalot I think or maybe 1styearbanker
i think the op
Seconded
Tetris, or whatever the hell he changed his name to.
ricochetx
lindamas...i pray nightly that she impaled herself, vag first on the Washington monument.
What's a troll?
Blastoise is the king
He is more like the WSO sheriff.
i want to be wso faq maker but ill take being a king
GO MY MINIONS SEND A PM TO PATRICK SAYING BLASTOISE SHOULD BE FAQ MAKER
Dude you are the only person that consistently makes me laugh on WSO...that shit was hilarious.
sternmasta who later became fordhammaster was a WSO heel
ENJOY! http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/do-you-brag-about-being-a-banker-…
http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/pinky-rings
blumie ftw
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