WSO Caption Contests are back! You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!
Image courtesy of my mom, an avid painter with a newfound interest in finance :-)
Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Sunday; winner will be announced on Monday.
"Caitlyn" Jenner starring in the movie Wall Street.
Bud Fox: Why do you need to wreck gender identification?
Bruce Jenner: Because it's WRECKABLE, all right? I took another look at it and I changed my mind! Time to pull a switcheroo!
The face of man who is being quoted by Vin Diesel
"....I wonder what my dog named me?"
"Not sure if serious"
"Back to the Future"
Tom Brady's court room portrait stars in "Wall Street" remake...
AndyLouis
Your Mom has talent. What happened to you?
lol, late bloomer?
WSO Success Story - Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory to BB IBD.
and then he said to him "You lost money ? ..."
Self Portrait by Gordon Gekko 2015, Crayolas, Federal Pound Me in the Ass Prison
we have a winner, ill send your free WSO shirt info on pm
I really couldn't tell you why contrast collar shirts went out of style. This picture exemplifies how that shirt type 'frames your face' when you are in the spotlight. The way your Mom portrayed this shirt in her picture/drawing/painting is exactly why I'm going to get fitted for ten of these shirts tomorrow. Tell her to get a job with Brooks Brothers/Pink/Charles Tyrwhitt etc. She should focus on contrast collar shirts.
That shirt is making a comeback and I'm leading the charge. It's time for Wall Street to show a little swagger instead of kowtowing to the Silicon Valley nerds and their khaki pants with golf shirts.
It's a power shirt if there ever was such a thing. This time, let's do it without the suspenders though.
Gordon Deco
Mirin(no homo)
Srs
Gordon: You like it? I got it done in Times Square by a desnuda.
Don't be "creepy pastel Gordon Gekko." Get DirecTV.
Andy Gekko
Johnny the Intern, greeted only by Gordon Gecko's manic glare after asking him about "models and bottles", quickly changes the subject. "So what do you think about WACC?"
Holy shit, some hilarious captions so far, hahah. But in all seriousness, I would like to purchase this painting for my office.
"So I told the intern, 'Get out of my office, you'll never make it in trading with that art degree."
AndyLouis
Famed art collector, Steven A. Cohen's first foray in oil painting
"You know how many times I have heard 'Blue Horseshoe loves Anacott Steel' from wannabe punks like you?!
So you think you can be me in the next 5 years?
"I'm gonna make you rich, Andy."
"The coffee is not going to make itself" drops the mic
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