I got bored and told a chat bot to write a parody about HBS > Top Consulting Firm
(Sung to the tune of "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor)
Verse 1: At first I was afraid, I was petrified Just thinking how I'd make it through, I almost cried I spent so many nights reading case studies all alone But then I applied to Harvard and they accepted me, oh my own
Chorus: I got into H-B-S, I got into H-B-S I'll learn to be a business king, I got into H-B-S
Verse 2: I studied hard and learned the ways of the case And soon enough, my skills were top-notch and in place I networked, schmoozed, and worked until I knew That I was ready for the world of consulting and all that it could do
Chorus: I got into McKinsey, I got into McKinsey I'll help the top CEOs succeed, I got into McKinsey
Verse 3: So now I'm living life the way I always dreamed My colleagues all think I'm the best, it seems I'm making bank and traveling the world with ease And my clients think I'm brilliant, oh please
Chorus: I'm at the top of my game, I'm at the top of my game I'm a consultant extraordinaire, I'm at the top of my game
Outro: I got into H-B-S and McKinsey, oh my my I'm living life the way I want, I'll never die I'll keep on climbing higher, until I reach the sky I got into H-B-S and McKinsey, and now I'll never say goodbye!
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