Most Important Bible Verse in Business

Store locations may become unsuitable due to, and our sales volume and customer traffic generally may be harmed by, among other things:

economic downturns in a particular area; competition from nearby retailers selling similar apparel or accessories; changing consumer demographics in a particular market; changing preferences of consumers in a particular market; the closing or decline in popularity of other businesses located near our stores; and store impairments due to terrorism, natural disasters, or acts of God.

Found this in a 10-k, I literally laughed out loud. Figured it was worth sharing.

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I thought it was funny but we can agree to disagree.. maybe my sense of humor is a mix of dry and fraternity sarcasm

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First time I have seen it in a 10k, but as I told you before.. If you're not a pussy and want to put your money where your mouth is, my offer to bet $10,000 my fund outperformed any fund in your portfolio in 2016 stands. I think you have a lot of big talk and a small desk. Rest assured my feet are up in my office as I write this.

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