What is the most prestigious hairstyle?

I am a newly minted MBA Associate at an EB (very prestigious) and I am eager to start contributing valuable ideas and thoughts to my team that I'm sure they will appreciate. I learned so much important information in business school and can't wait to to take a few analysts under my wing and "show them the ropes" if you know what I mean. I feel like my knowledge is ready to blossom and spread to others :) To that end, I wanted to reach out to the users of WSO, and ask them firsthand what the most prestigious haircut is in banking? I already live in a prestigious neighborhood, have a prestigious job, went to a prestigious school, have a prestigious girlfriend, eat prestigious food, do the most prestigious exercises, read the most prestigious books, watch the most prestigious shows, take the most prestigious shits, sleep in the most prestigious bed, have prestigious parents, have a prestigious dog breed, wear prestigious cloths, do prestigious drugs, drink prestigious alcohol, drive a prestigious car, listen to prestigious music, hang out with prestigious friends, and wank with prestigious lotion. I am in need of a good, prestigious haircut before I start my new job and I am nervous that people won't think my colleagues will know I am prestigious. Does anyone have any information on a haircut prestige tier list? Thanks :)

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Jul 8, 2021 - 6:28am
janicelamb, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Funny but true.

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Jan 2, 2021 - 2:12pm
GoldenCinderblock, what's your opinion? Comment below:

high test (from winning + superior genetics) > balding > acceptance  > shaved head > ultimate acceptance of reality, self-love, and oneness with the universe

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

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Jan 2, 2021 - 5:00pm
iercurenc, what's your opinion? Comment below:

I'm in college and I see early signs of hair loss. It sucks. I will never accept balding.

Jan 3, 2021 - 3:25am
queensbandit, what's your opinion? Comment below:

check out more plates more dates. finasteride or dutasteride might save you. 

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Jan 2, 2021 - 2:15pm
YoungDumbFullOfRum, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Premature baldness

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Jan 2, 2021 - 2:18pm
GoldenCinderblock, what's your opinion? Comment below:

YoungDumbFullOfRum

Premature baldness

as my premature balding progresses, my premature ejaculation regresses though

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

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Jan 2, 2021 - 2:17pm
GoldenCinderblock, what's your opinion? Comment below:

this is now a larry wheels thread

https://youtu.be/-NrsYr2RsGM?t=70

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

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Jan 3, 2021 - 5:39pm
CanadianERspunkymonkey, what's your opinion? Comment below:

"Hurrdurr I don't get the shitpost!! Help me!!"

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Jan 4, 2021 - 3:59am
Nouveau Richie, what's your opinion? Comment below:

MonkeyToucher69

How is a haircut prestigious

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

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Jan 3, 2021 - 3:22pm

The Hitler youth haircut is in with the crowd

Jan 4, 2021 - 3:13am
TheBuellerBanker, what's your opinion? Comment below:

If you gotta ask, all your other prestige is invalidated unfortunately.

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Jan 5, 2021 - 7:47pm
LeoSteel77, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Side parted hair at this length https://www.google.com/search?q=zac+efron+side+part&rlz=1C1CHBF_enCA929CA929&sxsrf=ALeKk01GE9W9AeF-8jHWlVY6SDMVrFzpBw:1609894009528&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj5gsHEiobuAhWJiOAKHYKjB4sQ_AUoAXoECA4QAw&biw=1422&bih=642#imgrc=otiZZsJllcdtHM 

Apr 15, 2021 - 10:18pm
Jamie_Diamond, what's your opinion? Comment below:

i had bateman's haircut but alas the s.o. made me cut

 

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Sep 19, 2021 - 10:35pm
laojuntasa, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Can't discern which is my all-time favourite but I'll go with two options. 1. Undercut Hairstyle. You may style the top hair as you like, slicking it back, spiking it up, or doing anything in between. 2. Textured Pompadour Haircut. The men's pompadour, like an undercut or fade, has short hair on the sides and longer hair on top. 

Sep 19, 2021 - 10:38pm
laojuntasa, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Can't discern which is my all-time favourite but I'll go with two options. 1. Undercut Hairstyle. You may style the top hair as you like, slicking it back, spiking it up, or doing anything in between. 2. Textured Pompadour Haircut. The men's pompadour, like an undercut or fade, has short hair on the sides and longer hair on top. 

Oct 25, 2021 - 1:15am
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