What is the most prestigious hairstyle?

I am a newly minted MBA Associate at an EB (very prestigious) and I am eager to start contributing valuable ideas and thoughts to my team that I’m sure they will appreciate. I learned so much important information in business school and can’t wait to to take a few analysts under my wing and “show them the ropes” if you know what I mean. I feel like my knowledge is ready to blossom and spread to others :) To that end, I wanted to reach out to the users of WSO, and ask them firsthand what the most prestigious haircut is in banking? I already live in a prestigious neighborhood, have a prestigious job, went to a prestigious school, have a prestigious girlfriend, eat prestigious food, do the most prestigious exercises, read the most prestigious books, watch the most prestigious shows, take the most prestigious shits, sleep in the most prestigious bed, have prestigious parents, have a prestigious dog breed, wear prestigious cloths, do prestigious drugs, drink prestigious alcohol, drive a prestigious car, listen to prestigious music, hang out with prestigious friends, and wank with prestigious lotion. I am in need of a good, prestigious haircut before I start my new job and I am nervous that people won’t think my colleagues will know I am prestigious. Does anyone have any information on a haircut prestige tier list? Thanks :)