Platinum Banana: Headline of The Year It's about that time again, apes. Welcome to the second annual edition of the Platinum Banana awards, Wall Street's favorite and most highly anticipated celebration of white collar sh*tshows and shenanigans for the previous year. We'll have three of these "Oscars of Wall Street" awards to hand out this year, beginning with today's announcement of the winner of the Platinum Banana for Headline of the Year. With no further ado, the first lucky winner of an enviable 2022 Platinum Banana award is… "The Battle of Interest Rates vs. Inflation" I mean, what else could it have even been, right? When assessing the slew of applicants for the Peel's highly esteemed awards, one of the top factors we consider in selecting a winner is their impact on markets, economics, politics, and psychology throughout the year. In 2022, inflation and rates took up more mental real estate than Kanye West did to Pete Davidson. It's an easy winner, in other words. Inflation came to play in 2022, showing up with its best performance since way back when your dad was bumping Bon Jovi in his non-EV car with a (formerly) full head of hair blowing in the wind. Good times… But it sure didn't make for a good time in 2022. Gas prices and wages were two of the most notable inflation-caused spectacles of the year. The average price for a gallon at the pump briefly crossed $5 back in June, causing everyone to wonder if they'd ever be able to drive again and forcing big dawg Biden to dump barrel after barrel into the market. But despite inflation's strong performance, it did have one worthy opponent willing to risk hell and high water to beat the gradual increases in the cost of living. His name? None other than Jerome "JPow" Powell. Standing at 6'0 tall and clocking in at like 170 lbs of pure inflation resentment, JPow led his team at the FOMC on the fastest and highest rate hiking spree in Central Bank history. As a result, recent indicators like November's inflation prints indicate Powell and the FOMC battalion just may pull a W out of this mess. Still, we're right now sitting through the tail end of a year that saw an increase of >4,600% in the effective federal funds rate. Borrowing costs have been brought to their highest level in over 15 years on the back of 7 consecutive rate hikes, 4 of which were jumps of 75bps. It was a battle as epic as that of Gilgamesh of Achilles, and we still don't have a clear winner. Some say we're past the peak, while others speculate inflation is hitting us with a fake-out move and will return in force come next year. Whatever your take on it, I hope you're positioned for it. Congrats to rates and inflation on a stellar 2022. I think I speak for all of us when I say I really hope you don't win again in 2023. The big question: Who will ultimately win this macroeconomic battle of the ages between inflation and rates? And just how violent will this war become? |
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