Abdul “Ramadan” El-Sayed and Talafreako Will RUIN IB LevFin

Hi monkeys,

I truly believe this is the most important election of our LIFETIME. Not only will these Radical Libtards ruin the general economy (I mean seriously, to this day we are still dealing with Biden’s HIGH gas prices), but they will especially harm LevFin.

Neither know the First thing about LevFin, and they wont learn. Abdul is TOO busy praying 7 times per hour or something like that, and Talafreako is too caught up deciding which GENDER he wants to be today.

I’ll keep this short: if you Love your Country, vote Republican. I don’t understand how anyone sees this differently than I do, but I guess some people are Dense. The other day, some Democrat asked me how I would feel if I didn’t eat Breakfast. I told her I did eat breakfast (full of Protein and Red Meat), to which “She” asked me AGAIN how I would feel if I didn’t eat breakfast. This Repeated 3 times before she walked away Laughing. I swear these dems are so slow.

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