Accidentally called GS “Goldman Stanley” in a coffee chat
A bit of background, there is this guy on Instagram who makes memes acting like a banker with videos like resume reviews, intern conversion, etc. and in pretty much every video he mentions he’s a “Goldman Stanley TMT Senior Associate.” I get this guy on my reels a lot and my friends send each other vids by him.
A few months ago I reached out to a GS associate who went to my school and ended up getting a coffee chat with him on a video call. Went through the basics (talking about our backgrounds, same school etc.) and I asked eventually him why he chose the group he’s in at “Goldman Stanley” over offers he had at other banks.
I caught myself and hoped he didn’t notice but quickly corrected myself when I saw him make a face. There was definitely a vibe shift and he looked almost annoyed, but still answered the question. We chatted for a few minutes after that but it was clear that I fucked up and he ended up leaving the call with some weak excuse despite only chatting for 15 mins.
Not my first time fucking up a coffee chat but probably the funniest way I’ve done so. Moral of the story don’t waste time on Instagram reels.
fake, but especially embarrassing because those videos aren't even funny
Congrats on Goldman Stanley!
Bro is not a client kid
Facts shits cringe af
Obviously satire, but funny. Let me guess, your name is also Constaaance?
Well at least you didn’t get the full name wrong
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