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Yes people openly have cans on their desk and probably 25%+ of analysts/asos are zynning. You should really get it under control before you start or else you will be downing a can of 6s per day

 
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Not only normal, but highly encouraged.

Back in my days as an assistant brach manager at the Wells Fargo - Anchorahe branch, I'd organize mandatory "Zymphony" meetings to extract as much value out of our employees as possible.

A sober teller can open 2, maybe 3 fake accounts every hour. But when they pop a few Zyns with their teammates?
10, 15 accounts per hour.

If you truly want to be a stand out candidate, consider something similar for your team. If you bring the Zyn, you can count the entire team's increase in productivity in your resume (Source: WF Anchorage Zymphony Charter, section 5, paragraph 3)

 

Protect your zynz bro, my associate chiefs multiple off me everyday after he found out I Zyn as well. The life of an intern I guess.

 

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