I am completely out of alumni to network with. Is it disrespectful to ask a banker if there is anyone else I can speak to/get passed around the office a bit? I really don’t want to come off the wrong way and I’ve been really scared to do this, but worried it might be my only option as contacts start to run thin…
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You should definitely not ask the banker to connect you with someone else in the office.
Do not hook up with bankers
Well
Now now now
The title of this thread is mad
Glad I wasn’t the only one who got their lotion out before opening the thread
Lmao
This is the highest banana count I've ever seen for a monkey on this site
Lol
lmaoo
I need to be passed around asap
Absolutely nuts title of this thread
I can’t judge anyone’s kinks…
Word it just like the title.
"is there anyone else you recommend I speak to?"
Title threw me off
Depends, do you swallow?
HR may be concerned if you asked to be passed around
I asked to get passed around at Moelis last summer and long story short I woke up the next day tied up to a chair with Ken staring at me in a speedo. Rest of the story is confidential, but let me just say I didn’t accept the return.
Bro 😂😂
That's awkward. The positive, I guess, is you didn't get punched.
lololol. yes please ask to be “passed around the office” and let us know of the feedback.
Just do some cold outreach - don’t need to just focus on alumni.
any cold emailing tips?
Well that’s one way to get a return offer…
damn, didn’t think my ex wanted the return offer this bad
Been a thing since before you were born.
i know some places have a weird culture but this is outta hand
i know some places have a weird culture but this is outta hand
Attend info sessions, doesn't matter if they apply to you or not(ex. SA info session/meet and greets), and follow up with the hosting analysts/ASOs. I got pushed to a SD bc of this, and my strong resume for the position.
Stratton Oakmont would like to have a word
I dont know if the title of this thread could be more poorly worded
if this isn't a joke, i would definitely ask the bankers you've networked with so far if there's anyone else on their team (or that they know from other groups) that they think you'd benefit from chatting with. this worked for me every single time and was the reason i received my banking offer without even interviewing, as i had made countless connections within the same bank/office.
so... you're saying the thread ISN'T about a broken emo chick with daddy issues??
Good luck with your train I guess.
If you word it like that you will definitely come off the wrong way
You gotta rephrase that title buddy
seen the scene somewhere...
Prob on brazzers
Lol
lmao this post is funny af
Agreed
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