This concept most analyst don't consider. Murder can be of the flesh, or one's career, reputation, ect. Some personalities are great for the analyst role, and that role only. When you are so busy that you forgot this forum existed, you will likely be in the business of murder, in one way or another.
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Dude what are you on
You'd be fun at parties
everything alright?
I appreciate the genuine concern
congrats on UBS!
That was a low blow... And not relevant.
are you okay?
Is this tuff at NYU stern
No but in that area
this is actually good, metaphors are always great to convey a mindset
Thank you!
Murders & Executions
Right
.....
No more indo, gin and juice
I'm on my way to Chino, rolling on the Grey Goose
Shackled from head to toe
Twenty-five with a izz-el, with nowhere to gizzo, I know
Them niggas from the other side recognize my face
'Cause it's the O.G. D-O-double-G, L-B-C
Mad dogging niggas 'cause I don't care
Red jumpsuit with two braids in my hair
Niggas stare as I enter the center
They send me to a level, three yard, that's where I stay
Late night I hear toothbrushes scraping on the floor
Niggas getting they shanks, just in case the war, pops off
'Cause you can't tell what's next
My little homie Baby Boo took a pencil in his neck
And he probably won't make it to see twenty-two
I'll put that on my mama, I'ma ride for you Baby Boo
Murder, murder was the case that they gave me
Okay snoop i see you
I am now curious, to what extent analysts here conduct strategic research, and what they do to get around roadblocks? Do you just shrug your shoulders?
I too wonder, how one can overcome obstacles in strategic research without having some sort of tenacious drive
Great, you second me, thanks for the contribution
Found Patrick Bateman’s burner
Burner laptop. And i forgot my password + throwaway email.
Some loser just monkey shat all over but doesn't have the balls to speak
I'll keep bumping this thread until it sinks in
Have our balls dropped yet?
What
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