Bank Teller said she was an IB

I was talking to a young lady on the phone about documents of a banking deal I was working on to give to the investment banker. She kept referring to IB and her roles in the deal. I assumed she was an assistant or something and moved on.

A few weeks later, I had to go the bank and pick up the documents. It turns out the girl was a bank teller who was just helping out that one day... Fake it 'til you make it!! Hilarious!

Just a funny story....

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